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Why, 'tis easy to say such words to a pretty, sweet and wonderful Lady such as your good self!

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Curses! Grumpy Knight is foiled again!

And hey, where did the pretty Princess go? (other than you, of course, Irene...)

I am here, good sir. I am backeth from washing the accursed dinner dishes...

😮 *offers grumpy knight trip to blacksmith to fix armor* 😂

Meh, it's been tried, it just won't STAY fixed...

Oooh! The other pretty girl is back!

(tries to lift visor again)

I broughteth this for you, love...

*hands Ushgarak shiny new helmet*

*watches amazed as the helmet glistens in the suneth* 😱

(looks thoughtfully at helmet)

I doubt it fits... besides, I would only dent it again...

*sits on throneth basking in sunlight* whoopsie forgoteth to change me dress 😮

*pulls leaves out of hair* what happended . . . eth?

(sneaks look at Princess)

Your helmet be specially made for ye, sir...

I can always make you anothereth, I be skilled in ironmolding...

*sees that knight is alive and well* 😱
*is helped into new dress and bugger corset by fair maidens*
*wondereth onto the castle grounds againeth* 😄

Oooh, that sounds nice...

...sighs...

... but probably you best save your skills for the PROPER Knights with the shiny armour and swords without notches who go out doing quests and stuff...

(sits back on chair)

(chair breaks)

Bugger. eth.

Oh!

*helps Ushgarak to his feet*

I shall do as thou commandeth sir...

*hears knights in shiny armor and with horsies mentioned* 😱
*singeth to self while wlking through forest*

That's very kind, very kind...

(struggles up)

(wrestles with visor, raising it)

Well. Tell ye what, fair maiden Shadowskill. Wouldst thou do me the honour of allowing me to kiss thy hand?

*sniggers under breatheth* 😇

Sir! But of course!

*stumbles around bumping into things* Has anyone seen my horse?

*mountseth horse and rides around castle* 😇 nope not here