Batman vs Wolverine

Started by JakeTheBank60 pages

facepalm I hope the Wolvie Brigade appreciates this...

Wolverine is actually pretty skilled in his own right. While he does have his moments of beserker rage and fighting like a crude animal, he knows various martial arts and how best to execute them. I don't know how you can honestly say Wolverine isn't skilled.

Furthermore, Logan is across the board physically superior to Batman in my books. There's not a strength or speed feat that Bruce has under his belt that Logan couldn't replicate or exceed.

I don't know what Batman is going to deduce here fighting a guy with exceptional skill, physical attributes equal or better than his, an indestructible skeleton with retractable claws, and a healing factor that could keep him fighting almost indefinitely.

Unless we're going with "Batman wins because he'll find a way...somehow".

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
facepalm There's not a strength or speed feat that Bruce has under his belt that Logan couldn't replicate or exceed.
when has logan stopped a legit CL100er with fists?

Originally posted by Starscream M
when has logan stopped a legit CL100er with fists?

I didn't know we're bringing in blatant PIS.

In that case this is spite against Wolverine.

Yesterday, I read it in his diary he wouldn't lie to himself.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Disagree with the former and I believe you'd be hard pressed to prove the second.

Batman doges bullets. Wolverine doesn't, even when they can hurt or kill him. Batman is faster.

Wolverine is less skilled as he depends on his HF as a crutch and damage soaks his way thru battle. Wolverine has lost many battles because of this.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I think if Wolverine gets in close, he'd take Batman down pretty hard most of the time but Bruce's ingenuity might allow him to score a win.
Actually Batman is gonna have an easier time against a slower, less skilled guy in up close h2h.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
But current Wolverine is almost impossible to take down by standard forces, even someone like Superman would need to put in some work to keep him down.
What is so diff about current Wolverine?

with prep batman 10/10

without prep wolverine 6/10

Originally posted by Letters
Batman doges bullets. Wolverine doesn't, even when they can hurt or kill him. Batman is faster.

Wolverine is less skilled as he depends on his HF as a crutch and damage soaks his way thru battle. Wolverine has lost many battles because of this.

Actually Batman is gonna have an easier time against a slower, less skilled guy in up close h2h.

What is so diff about current Wolverine?

are u serious? 😬
i'm starting to think u are a troll.

Wolverine dodges lasers, machine gun fire when his healing factor is turned off and I would even go as far to say it is a greater feat than batman due to adamantium weighing him down and making him sick.

Wolverine reflex speed is also beyond Batman in h2h. he easily tooled Shang chi and even more recently Iron Fist.

go pick up some wolverine titles.

Wolverine is faster.
Wolverine is stronger.
If he don't fight like a retard, he can compete h2h.
He gots weapons that Batman can't handle.
He don't tire, which it can't be said from Batman, since he's human.
Wolverine can heal on the fly.
Wolverine can track Batman; Batman can't even hide.

Wolverine is skilled enough to compete h2h with the likes of Iron Fist, but the difference is that he can tank punches from Hulk. Multiple of them. Batman is dead, every way you look at it.

Logan walking in Gotham. Batman and Robin jump off a rooftop.
Batman: I dont like people like you wondering in my city.
Logan: like me? Whats that supposed to means, bub?
Batman: killers.
Wolverine: well I got news for y.. Waitasec.. Is that.. Is that your son? What the hell is he wearing? Are those underpants? You have him walk around like that? He looks 12! What the #%^# is wrong with you?! What else do you have him do for you you sick sonova...
Batman: wait.. No! I don't.. I.. SNIKT

Originally posted by SamZED
Logan walking in Gotham. Batman and Robin jump off a rooftop.
Batman: I dont like people like you wondering in my city.
Logan: like me? Whats that supposed to means, bub?
Batman: killers.
Wolverine: well I got news for y.. Waitasec.. Is that.. Is that your son? What the hell is he wearing? Are those underpants? You have him walk around like that? He looks 12! What the #%^# is wrong with you?! What else do you have him do for you you sick sonova...
Batman: wait.. No! I don't.. I.. SNIKT

😆

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
facepalm I hope the Wolvie Brigade appreciates this...

Wolverine is actually pretty skilled in his own right. While he does have his moments of beserker rage and fighting like a crude animal, he knows various martial arts and how best to execute them. I don't know how you can honestly say Wolverine isn't skilled.

yea he's "pretty skilled", but nowhere near as skilled as Bats, as proven by how many swords he's gotten in the neck or torso that have "killed" him temporarily lol.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
[ Furthermore, Logan is across the board physically superior to Batman in my books. There's not a strength or speed feat that Bruce has under his belt that Logan couldn't replicate or exceed.

Except for dodging bullets lol.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
[ I don't know what Batman is going to deduce here fighting a guy with exceptional skill, physical attributes equal or better than his, an indestructible skeleton with retractable claws, and a healing factor that could keep him fighting almost indefinitely.

Until he gets a explosive Batarang thru the gizzard, lol. Batman will figure out he has a HF and go for the killing moves.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
[ Unless we're going with "Batman wins because he'll find a way...somehow".
yes kicking and punching will be a way for Bats to win.

Originally posted by Letters
yea he's "pretty skilled", but nowhere near as skilled as Bats, as proven by how many swords he's gotten in the neck or torso that have "killed" him temporarily lol.

Nowhere near as skilled as Batman? Really? So him fighting people like Shang-Chi, Iron Fist, and Captain America makes him inferior to Batman. Huh, that's...funny, I guess?

Originally posted by Letters
Except for dodging bullets lol.

Except when he has dodged them.

Originally posted by Letters
Until he gets a explosive Batarang thru the gizzard, lol. Batman will figure out he has a HF and go for the killing moves.

Yeah, Wolvie tanks RPGs and shit lately. Stupid, I agree, but he does it. I don't see what Batman is going to do to him when multiple blows from a Thor clone didn't lay him out.

Originally posted by Letters
yes kicking and punching will be a way for Bats to win.

People stronger than Batman have punched and kicked Logan and failed to bring him down. More powerful weapons that what Batman carries on hand have failed to initially take down Wolverine. So how does Batman win? And how does Batman indefinitely stay away from Wolverine when Wolverine can conversely take virtually anything Batman throws at him but have the capacity to seriously maim, cripple, or outright kill Batman with a single strike?

It's a serious query, too. Believe me, I've heard plenty of "Batkick" and "Batgod with prep finds a way" answers to this, but how does Batman successfully put down Wolverine for the win?

I don't know what it is but.....

....there is just something so awesome seeing Jake defend Wolverine. 😛

Originally posted by StyleTime
I don't know what it is but.....

....there is just something so awesome about seeing Jake defend Wolverine. 😛

Originally posted by Nietzschean

are u serious? 😬
i'm starting to think u are a troll.

[QUOTE=13746986]Originally posted by Nietzschean
[B] Wolverine dodges lasers, machine gun fire when his healing factor is turned off and I would even go as far to say it is a greater feat than batman due to adamantium weighing him down and making him sick.

Batman dodges all those things only way more consistently.

Wolverine didn't dodge those bullets that cause 52 forms of cancer or whatever. He almost died from that.

Wolverine reflex speed is also beyond Batman in

Originally posted by Nietzschean
h2h. he easily tooled Shang chi and even more recently Iron Fist.
. He's 1 and 1 with Shang. The Iron Fist fight is a sparring match. Not quite a real fight imo.

Batmans reflex speed include swicthing a poisoned cup for his while the badguy was blinking, taking away guns from a dozen thugs before any can react, disappearing and reappearing behind a policeman, while said policeman is pointing a gun a Bats' head no more than a foot away.

Originally posted by Nietzschean
go pick up some wolverine titles.

Like the ones where he lost to Punisher, Elektra, Daredevil, and Nick Fury? I have those, lol.

Wolverine tanks swords and bullet for the same reason Superman stands still with his arms akimbo and lets bullets bounce of his chest. The notion that Wolverine gets shot and stabbed because he isn't skilled enough to stop it is almost as stupid is saying "If Superman is so fast, then why does he get shot all the time?"

On the skill note, Wolverine has legitimate wins over top 10 martial artists. Batman doesn't. Best you can say is Batman has fought some of them and held his own (most of that is Pre Crisis)... but he doesn't have any legit wins. Certainly nothing on par with Wolverine beating Shang-Chi in half a dozen panels.

I believe this thread was an elaborate trap for me to defend Wolverine.

Well played, gents. Well played.

The plan has been underway since 2003 and it payed off.

You are tainted now.

I guess I don't have to post...Jake is taking care of everything. Thumbs up.