Woo-hoo

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*ToMacco smashes Tex's teeth with an aluminum bat.*

*chants* go ToMacco, go ToMacco, go ToMaco! yeah!😂

*ToMacco sweeps Tex's broken teeth under Tex's pillow.*

😂

Tex, you may get $.50 for all those teeth!😉

You better brake for Bjork, bud!🙁

The tooth fairy ain't real you know?

Only Santa is real. 😄

ST. Nich is a load of CRAP!

And he's gonna take your teeth😈

😂

*Wanted Dead or Alive - White bearded elderly gent wearing red/white jump suit. Steels childrens gnashers in the night*

*Texas calls Americas most Wanted*Hello John Walsh? Yeah, you know that fat guy in the red jump suit who steals gnashers? Yeah, well he's here, and his using the alias ToMacco😛

That will teach you to knock my teeth out you bastard😄 😉

*Hands Tex false teeth, gets hauled to prison*

That's right😮‍💨

*ToMacco uses his one phone call to call Dominoes. He also asks the delivery boy to pick him up a 12-pack.*

I love Dominos, there soooo good!!😎

Well, then, come visit me in prison! I've got 12 beers here, too! Budweiser!🙂 🙂 😎

*Texas informs ToMacco that only hicks visit friends in prison*🙄

*ToMacco shrugs, gives 6 brews to his cell-mate Bubba. ToMacco feels uneasy about the way Bubba looks at him.*🙁 😱

Nighty Night😮‍💨 😱 😮‍💨

*ToMacco cries for help. Big guy from Shawshank comes and beats this shit out of me.*🙁