Woo-hoo

smells like teen spirits

🤣
Gotta love that Nirvana

better that then your butt😱

Keep your ass away from me, Tex!

*pulls out a hickory stick*😄

hick 😄

Do you think I'm sitting here with a straw hat on, and a piece of weed hanging out of my mouth?

on a ball of hay with white fruite of the loom t-shirt, faded denims and boots that should be polished some.

"Some folks will never eat a skunk but then again some folk will, like ToMacco the slack jawed yokal" 😄

ah Skunk, the fragment of Texas aftershave😄

I thought he wore "eu de poo-doo"?

I thought that 'aux la poo'?

eau de la poo...

mmm, so THAT'S what I'm smelling!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, Mr. Armani would not be amused🙄

do I look as if I care?🙄

*Texas lets lara sniff his neck*😱 😮‍💨

*catches fainting Lara*

*dies from the stench*

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*ignites lightsabre*
Tex; you have exactly 2 seconds to get out!

well he is out at the time

*runs outside, searching for Tex*