Woo-hoo

*enters the room, looks around, sees Bubba, trows a baseballbat to him, leaves the room and locks it*

Thanks yers, bud. *ToMacco digs a tunnel with a pick-axe*

*kicks To back*

Ow *ToMacco crawls through a river of shit to freedom.*

Throws his hands in the air, laughs.

😱

(Shawshank theme rings in the background)

*Texas turns off Shawshank theme and puts on Bjorks 'Big Time Sensuality' instead*😮‍💨

*ToMacco throws in Bob Dylan's Like a Rolling Stone*

I'm jammin! Jammin! Jammin!

OSCAR THIEF😠 😠

Perhaps Bjork would have won if she didn't have a dead swan around her neck!😄

Bod Dylan looked like a freak, they had him via satellite from like Venesula and he looked sooooo dumb!!!!!!!😛

Poor Bjork🙁

Atleast she won at Cannes🙂

Speaking of the Oscars, remember that see through dress Jennifer Lopez had on?🙂 🤣

Yes😱 , but her Grammy dress was better😱

Why does she even wear a dress?

To cover that enormous booty😱

I'd like to wear her ass as a hat.😎

All that weight would give you brain damage🤣

he already has brain damage

Big loss for me. Wait, did I just say that?

You could wear my booty as a hat😉