Woo-hoo

Nice one, yerss, leave the BODY behind...

Shall I try and resuscitate her?

*yerssot runs into a library to search up the word "resuscitate", meanwhile screams*
Do that, while I find him and desintegrate him

I guess you WON'T be wanting me to do the kiss of life. I'll find those little electric shock things.

*runs off again, not hearing what Ush shouted*
Come on Tex! where are you?

Hang on, someone has to rip her shirt off for those things to work.

Hmm, best get a girl to do it. Edna? Gundy? Dim? Keo?

She's not dead people, just allergic to fine and expensive designer colognes🙄

Let rip her shirt anyway😈

*rolls over and stands in a stance, w/ pistols loaded and read to use*
Ok GUYS back away slowly and no one gets hurt!
*in the mean time shots Tex for having such a wrank aftershave*

*enters room again*
Here you are Tex, now you will sufur!
*sees Lara*
ow hon! you are still alive!
*deactivates lightsabre and pushes Tex away*

Strange world.

Bizarre, even.

hey, you want to get a lightsabre in your eye?

No. Duh!

What I experianced was 'respitory arrest' its only temparary.
Lara Croft Never Dies you should all know that by now. *tuts and shakes head*

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I guess you WON'T be wanting me to do the kiss of life. I'll find those little electric shock things.

those are called PADDLES Ush.

naha! 🙂

Thanks, Lara, though when it comes to medicine, I tend to generalise.

once you start to generalise it becomes a habit. and then a fetish! 🙄 😂