Wacky Story Thread II: The Return

and after he killed bush he... eats a goat and declares : "I can't believe it's not butter!"

And then moo's. And bees fly out of his nipples

then throws up on bush III...

this is so stupid... 😂

then he kills the leading figures with bees a la "Rejected"

and shoots more bees..

which kills sum other guy...

until the whole expanse of Earth's air is filled with them.

and the planet disintegrates...

and then he notices that the planet's not there, and says "HAHA! Mission Accomplished." Then Megatron comes to kick his ass, but...

theres no gravity and hes soooo fat he fell to god knows where...

sooo he landed in a planet made entierly of bread

He then destroys it cuz its... bread

After this turn of events, still searching for a place to wreck havock upon, he goes through space further still. He lands on a red planet, and finds a civilization thriving. As he passes a small buggy, he goes through the cloaking shields of the Martian civilization, and he finds Michael Jackson there. He greets Starscream and says...

crap michael jackson just raped me analy

In rage, he tears off Michael Jackson's disgusting nose, stuffs it up his ass-hole, rips him a new one, and throws him to Neptune where he rots for eternity. *many cheers*

then his son jewman takes up his plot..

and pisses on the president and gives him a cookie...

Then Raz came and challenged Starscream.. "Mod you, I will" and they begin fighting.

KB, you are ruining this story.

Starscream takes his wing and does the laser sword thing and goes "huzzah" and instead of slicing raz, he uses his sword as a pole vault. Raz scratches his butt in confusion as...

he is hit by a raging mass of bannana bread.