Wacky Story Thread II: The Return

the bannana bread comes to life and starts growling. now all present scratch their butts in confusion as the bread forms some kind of wierd monster.

Raz retaliates by eating the bread and charges Sceam

😂

the breda monster attacks all present bolown away by its massive bread bombs, which originally were...

*ahem* It's scream

ANYWAYS starscream screams and tranforms to jet mode, only to realize raz cant fly. he laughs demonically as he fires the null cannon and raz cant do anything...until suddenly...

Raz deletes his account and scream dissolves in midair. A title appears: "The Legend Of The Seven Mods" Then...

The black guy pops out. "since im the leader of the matrix i think ill revive starscream?" random fire hydrant: why?

black guy: oops...too late.

😂

starscream pops out. "miss me?"

the fire hydrant squirts water at him but misses. SS is seriously offended by that and blasts it with his null cannon.

All: *gasp* You just killed mr. fire hydrant! GET HIM!!!!!!

Everybody charges at Starscream, but it's useless. He blasts them into tiny bits, and sends them into oblivian. Suddenly, the entire world stops.

the little gnomes that spin the world: DAMNIT!

And then there was light. Too much light. And everyone was blinded and walked really funny.

when the light stopped the evil villain...starscream...was no longer anywhere to be seen. (why is he a villian again?)

(because he wants to wreck havock)

Then Mr. Nice comes along and begins to dance for everyone!!

hes awesome try it

before he rapes your mom

😂 that is the funniest random thing EVER!!!!!!!!

back to story...

SS stares in disbelief as mr nice does his jig...then he goes to find a darkened corner to huddle in as he comtemplates his life...

As he contemplates, he finds that Mr. Nice actually never stops dancing. Ever. So he found a new corner to continue his thinking.

😂 that is the most random clip ever.

Mr. Nice walks over. "hey im mr. nice," he says. "just cuz i dont got any arms..."

"NOT AGAIN!!!!!" SS shouts, and he blasts mr. nice to pieces. *collective gasp* "He killed mr. nice. GET HIM!"

Everyone around rushes at Starscream, but he laughs at their stupidity and hovers above them, then incinerates them all. He flies about a mile west, further into the mountains, when he comes across a gleaming pink light.
"You may have destroyed me once" it said.. "...but let's see how you can deal with Mr. Not-so-nice!"