Wacky Story Thread II: The Return

instead of mr. nice, mr. not so nice is a BLUE blob with no arms...and this time his eyes are attached to him. *gasp*

SS taunts him, "You stupid blue blob! You've got nothing. NOTHING I SAY!" He charges at Mr. Not-so-nice and is repelled with extreme agility.
He figures that there's something more to this blob than the last one... he flies away, to devise the sinister plan to rid himself of Mr. Not-so-nice.

then an idea hits him. he flies back and blasts him to pieces with his null cannon. blue goop goes everywhere.

Amazed, he wonders why that memory lapse came to him. "Screw it" he says and goes off to destroy something really big in Asia.

he stops by some guy named jonny huang. ss thinks to himself something evil, but then jonny comes over. "What?" jonny asks. then, "What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?"

though...far away from SS, the blue gloop begins to reform ( as it would for any terminator ). "I am back" he says with a evil tone as he looks around to see where his nemisis has fled to, he climbs aboard his yellow submarine and...

realizes he has no arms to operate it!

he uses his telepathy powers to ignite the thrusters and take off from his lonely planet in search of SS. He turns on the GPS and enters his request into the computer...

the local harem

as the yellow submarine blasts off into space he begins to sing "were gonna rock down to Electric Avenue..."

...and then we'll take it higher!"
talking of higher, he lights up a joint and smokes it.But this isnt just any old weed, he has a very strange reaction to it which makes him...

transform into Monica Lewinsky...as she looks down at the joint in her hand...she tosses it out the window ( for she prefers cigars ) and hits the warp drive button...she is rocketed through time and space to...

transexual transylvania!!!

"Let's do the time warp again !"

Frankfurter greets Monica as she lands her Yellow Submarine and takes a look around. She notices that everyone...

is purple.

she goes to see an eyedocter.

eyedoctoromus the eye doctor looks at monica's eyes. "it appears you have the disease purple eye. similar in name to red eye, but nowhere near as seriuos. it just makes you see everyone the color purple."

monica: nooooooooooooo

starscream: ahaha! a human in pain...it makes me laugh.

Who just happens to be our missing villian...SS ! "Here I come to wreck your day", he sings.

he sings his wreck you day song to the tune of the barney song:

i hate you
you wanna kill me
we are arch enemies
i've come to wreck
your whole day
so don't try to kick me!

muhahahhaa! he shouts

he swoops down over eyedoctorum's...house, er, place thingy, and fire his null cannon. the house blazes and he laughs the entire time...then the fire department comes by.