Wacky Story Thread II: The Return

they put out the fire

the cops come by and take out their 8mm's...they open fire as starscream gets hit. he growls.

"you ruined my paint job!" he shouts.

They look down, seeing the 1mm of their guns that they are missing...reattaching to the gun, they now have 9mms

"That's better" The continue to shoot

"bang bang bang" rings in the air

*small chips of white and red paint start to rain down upon them*

Its raining paint! Hallelujah! - they start to sing.

the sky is falling! screams a chicken

"the sky is falling?" all the gullible people nearby say. there's mass hysteria.

meanwhile starscream has landed and transformed back to robot-mode. he is confused beyond hell at this point.

he runs away far away till he gets to...

the ice cream man! "what would you like?" the ice cream man asked.

"i think ill have;" then he remembered his fatal flaw--he cant eat anything. "damn you ice cream man," he says and he slices the ice cream man's truck in two with his wing saber.

he runs away all the way to boston where he mats up with jackbob frodo and gandalf at the local pub

jackbob and frodo look up in fear but SS ignores them. "truce for now guys," he sighs. "i need a beer." 🍺

hahaha, they talk about their latest adventures, when ss is done jackbob reveals that the three of them had been...

drinking for the last seven days. "since u destroyed the ring, the world has been saved!" frodo tells him. "after that, we drank a lot. when hobo 13 blew up, we were to drunk to even be injured...we flew all the way to here with gandalf's help.

the four of them start drinking again

adnd burp out flowerz at Bush the fourht, who call them...