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Back to TOPIC! grrrrr...
Unfortunately, all were NOT so safe just then. Herpionme had invited Neville and Semen to Greenhouse 8, to tend to harvest; harvest of the crop of hybrid marijuana she and Harry had been growing, and another round of tending to Herpes own greedy need for seed!
While the boys rolled some skins into plump spliffs, and Herpes shed her robes, to her skins, fluffing the robe as a blanket for the party to spread out on, Raper N Enjoy was watching from the shadows, toking on his own weak-ass bong wand.
"This is some righteous plant, Herpes baaaabby!" Neville grinned, toking on the fatty.
"Help yourselves, boys..." Herpes leaned back on her elbows, spreading her nude self across her robe-blanket, while Semen moved in over top of her.
From the shadows, Raper conjured.
Tweakers toke and sex-slaves bone
Turn these stoner freaks all into stone!"
Just then, Professors SmokeSomeMore and I'veDun'emAll crashed into Greenhouse 8, giggling and laughing, hooting like mad. Both professors were naked to the skins, and SmokeSomeMore was RIDING I'veDun'emAll like a pony, with a leather bondage strap and red ball jammed in 'the horse's' mouth attached to a long leather leash, which Smokes used as a whip, lashing the mount into obedience.
The kids gasped and scurried away, hiding deeper in the greenhouse, while the profs rode up to the blanket and blunts, as Raper Enjoy's magics made way across the room toward Herpes' robe-blanket
"Ahhh... time to feed, my steed.." SmokeSomeMore smiled, dismounting and smacking I'veDun'emAll's ass hard and playfully.
"Nay, nay, my pet..." Dun'emAll defied. "Time to BREED!"
"aahhhhhhh hahahahahahhhhaahhh!" Smokes cackled as they took up the spliffs and toked up heartily.
Semen pressed close to Herpes who hid her naked body behind Neville. Semen finally found his place, and he gasped at how warm and welcoming a place it was. "Feels strangely different this time, Herpes dear..."
"Probably doing it RIGHT for a change, doofus!" Neville whispered, turning and taking Herpes into his arms from the front. "Make way now, boy... let a man show you how it's done!"
"Boys, boys, boys!" Herpes huffed, excited by the prospects of another threesome as much as by all the other sex and drug activity going on in the room. "There's room enough in me for the both of you, now HUSH! and... ooohhhh... mmmmmm... yessssssssssss..."
"DRAT!" Semen cursed.
"Done already?" Neville chuckled.
"No, fool! They are smoking our spliffs!!"
"SHIT!" Herpes cried. "That was the virgin batch!"
Raper N Enjoy's spell took hold of the area surrounding Herpes blanket-robe, while SmokeSomeMore and I'veDun'emAll were smoking and toking, tickling and licking each other, and were quickly and completely turned to stone before the eyes of their stoned sex-starved students!
ATTENTION ALL PARODOXICAL POSTERS!!!
OK, if my constant warnings about the PG13 rating aren't enough to dissuade you from begging for pornographic detail, perhaps this will;
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f62/t300485.html
When I created this thread, all I really wanted was a place where I could begin a funky tale about what Harry Potter and his magical pals might get up to if they existed in our world. This has, so far, worked a treat, but recently there have been a few members who've gotten ridiculously excited at the prospect of filthy ideas. Now, I appreciate that I named the thread 'Adult', but as far as I can recall I did this mainly to catch your attention 😉 The story is coming along nicely, but it's also getting a little close to the borderline. Please, please, keep it as it is, with subtle hints, and perfectly constructed inuendoes, and we may just be allowed to continue. Thanks guys, and also cheers to the Mods for giving us the benefit of the doubt 😄
"Check this out!" shouted students as they gathered around the two stoned teachers. "Oooooh...." said one student as he came up to the patch of marijuana. He ripped it out of the ground and threw it in the air. "Yes!!!" shouted Students as they jumped into the air catching the marijuana.
"****!!!" shouted Hermoine. "Our harvest!!!!" Neville joined in, in trying too catch the marijuana. Suddenly a rough wind swept by, and the Marijuana which was thrown into the air was renderred too the quidditch field where the Slytherin was smacking HUfflepuff in the face with their brooms, while one made the goals.
"MARIJUAAaAANNAAA!!" shouted the Seeker of the Hufflepuff team and the Slytherin team who had been distracted by Marijuana from their chase of the snitch. Both of the teams raced after the Marijuana. "Ohh boy!! Marijuana is flying all around!" shouted the Announcener. "You!! Give me your broom!" said the Announcer to a first term student with a broom. "NO!!" shouted back the student. "STUPIFY!!!" shouted the Announcer as the spell his the student. The announcer got onto the students broom...
~this is my first attempt at continuing writing a blockbuster story that has earned over 4000 pounds or dollars on its 9th page here it goes~
in the gryffindor common room, everyone was either smoking the marijuana they stole of kids or trying to ease the pain after being mugged of there marijuana. in the boys dormitary, harry pothead was the only one in there and he was crashed out on his bed with a ciggie in his mouth. he was laughing his head of while high. the ash from the siggie fell off and burned his face causing him to land up straight. "stupid ciggie" he yelled. he heard a knock at the door. "who is it" harry called. "its hermionie" herpie replied. "oh" harry sighed as he erected while remembering his time with her. "come in". hermionie did and sat down next to harry. she kissed him softly on the check before she began speaking. "harry. that time we had together...it..it wasnt anything serious but... im seeing someone else...and i thought you might want to have something as a goodbye gift". harry's eyes teared up. "wh-wh-wh-what???? whats the gift?" herpie locked the door perminently and started undressing and lunged her self at harry
~if its fine, keep it. if not, delete it.~
~good TO~
Due to Harry's excitement, he had forgotten about his fastly approaching trip to Ho Bangs (cho Chang). He had recently been living the high life, with all the girls lining up for a piece of the famous druggy.
Meanwhile in Fred and Georges secret shop, where they sold hundreds of spliffs for cheap, they and were getting stoned on their special 'read your mind pills'. The ground was spinning but they could recognize an emerging firgure through the walls. None other than Groaning myrtle.
She was obviously in horny mode as she rapidly let her robes fall through her body. Fred and george quivered as they saw the 5* geek nude.
But as she took off her glasses, an amazing beautious figure broke through, and the boys could not believe their luck. Myrtle began to feel her lower parts, exciting the boys, and giving them their first boner..... over a ghost.
Ok guys... obviously my brain child has been resurrected, and I'm totally happy for you to continue... but there are a few things I need to be kept the same. Character names and places, obviously. Here is the list;
CHARACTERS:
Harry Pothead (Harry Potter)
Herpione Ganja/Herpes (Hermione Granger)
Ronald Weedley (Ronald Weasley)
Professor Smokesummore (Professor Dumbledore)
Professor IveDun'EmAll (Professor McGonogall)
Professor Slate (Professor Snape)
Bong (Fang)
Professor Remus Opium (Remus Lupin)
Myrt The Squirt/Minging Myrtle (Moaning Myrtle)
Cho Thang (Cho Chang)
Shagrid (Hagrid)
Semen Innagain (Seamus Finnigan)
Onna Promise (Dean Thomas)
If you can think of any names for characters, please just use them in your posts. I'm sure we'll keep them 😄
And the Houses MUST stay as follows:
Spliffindor (Gryffindor)
HubblyPuff (Hufflepuff)
RavenDraw (Ravenclaw)
BaccyTin (Slytherin)
LESSONS:
Transfiguration - Turn Drugs into Dosh
Potions - How to prepare your cache of substances
Charms - How to conceal your stash
Defence Against The Dark Arts - How to escape the sodding police
Divination - Understanding the highs, and dealing with the lows
History of Magic - The Building of the very first Spliff
Herbology - How to Grow Your Own
Ok guys... get writing 😊