Bootstrap Bill (merged)

Yes.....Rum is the cue for all....drinks rat poisoning thinking it is rum*...aaahhh*collapses*

um...... um..... wat to do........... ooh, i know............

*gives machete guy more rum*

rum makes everything good 😄

It cures woundes *poures rum on flesh wound on arm* Ahhhh thats better *arm goes on fire and drops off then grows moth and starts screaming*
man i didnt see that coming...*starts skulling rum again*

🤨
didnt have that effect on me?
hmmm......... maybe if you try sum different rum... amybe u were using the stuff with rat poison in it...........?

*looks at bottle..says rat poisoning*...hmmmm..i need a new arm..

hmmm...where might one find a new arm? u could duct tape ure old arm back on. or just make a whole new arm outa duct tape. that would be awesome! a duct tape arm!! i want one!!! 🍺 here, M_G, have a rum

*starts singing a pirates life 4 me*

*joins in singing*

a duck tape arm?... how cool..... i want one too!!!!!!!!!!!!11
hehe, i could have a third arm made outta ducktape?! how excititng 😄

*goes to take a swig of rum, but discovers the bottle is empty*

nooooooooooooo........... need........... rum...... need ...... rum

*starts to shake*

*go's off 2 take sands fake arm (((i'm talking bout once upon a time in mexico now!!!))) and puts it on*
wow.........look at me look at me.......i've got 3 arms....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*flings fake arm around and it accedently hits apg*
whoops......sorry mattie!!!!

Grrrrrrrrr
*rubs face Pulls arm off JDG and hits her with it*
Muahahahahahahahahahaha

ouch!!!! that hert.....*rubs head*..........*then grabs arm back off apg*......that would b mine thanQ mattie......*puts it back on and flings it round some more*

*jumps out of way*
Arrr Physco arm

*still flinging it around and trips over feet and lands on a$$*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHA........HA.......HAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
WHOOPSIEZ!!!!!!!

*watches JDG fall over then starts jumping on her*
Muahahahahahahahaha DIE WENCH DIE

ARRGH GET OFF ME YE BLOODY COCROACH!!!!! *pushes apg off and stands up then laughs*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! *starts 2 play with the fake arm again then gets a bottle of rum and skulls it*

🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 *collapses*

stop bloody collapsing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*slaps JDG just for the hell of it cuz she always slaps me just for the hell of it* 😛 😛

HMPH!!!!!!!
well back 2 killing anameria.....(((don't aks who she is again machete!!!)))

uuumm...why?lol