Things they probably woud never say...

Jean: Scott, something terrible is about to happen...
Scott: What, what, Storm's hair couldn't get any worse then in the first movie!

Scott: I think Magneto is behind this
Xavier: Shut up, Scott, you're stupid!

Sryker: Wolverine, you haven't changed one bit, me on the other hand...Loreal Q10 night deeply exfoliating cream

NIGHTCRAWLER: WHERE AM I?!!!?!!???

PROF X & MAGNETO: lets all kill Bret Ratner!!!!
ALL MUTANTS: (CHEERING) YEAHHHHH!!!!!

Professor X: " My feet hurt."

Gambit: Dude you see that chick she was totally looking at me!
Wolverine: now way she was looking at me punk!
Gambit: how about we play poker for this?
Wolverine: hell no rock paper scissors that shit!
Wolverine and gambit: rock paper scissors!
Wolvrine:rock
Gambit: damn paper

while in the background
multiple man: hey chicka, why wont you come with me and have all your fanatsy filled with me as i can fit all your holes!

gambit and wolverine run up: no way we saw her first

Hot woman: sorry guys im taken. Come on mystique!

:LMAO

MAGNETO: charles always wanted to build briges
PYRO: i thought he always wanted peace between humans and mutants

MAGNETO: what's your name?
PYRO: john
MAGNETO: what's your real name john?
PYRO: Aaron Stanford

Magneto: You never learn, do you?
Logan: Actually, I.. OMG LOOK!! A FISH!!
Magneto: What? WHERE?
Logan: *Stab*

Originally posted by stickman618

MAGNETO: what's your name?
PYRO: john
MAGNETO: what's your real name john?
PYRO: Aaron Stanford

LOL! 😛

WOLVERINE: hey bobby..... how's your throwing arm?
ICEMAN: i think colossus....
WOLVERINE: c'mon throw me
ICEMAN: but..........
WOLVERINE: THROW ME!!

Originally posted by stickman618
WOLVERINE: hey bobby..... how's your throwing arm?
ICEMAN: i think colossus....
WOLVERINE: c'mon throw me
ICEMAN: but..........
WOLVERINE: THROW ME!!

hahah now thats funny

MAGNETO&MYSTIQUE: (laughing)
STORM: what?
MAGNETO: we love what you've done to your hair

Logan: (to Prof X) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Magneto: Honey, I'm home!
Mystique: Oh, how was your day, dear?

When Mysique gets cured -
Magneto: Sorry you're not one of us anymore.
Pyro: Yeah but she's naked, couldn't we bring her along and, you know, gangbang her or something?

Pro X: I'm not BALD!!!!

Magneto: I was wrong..... we are freaks! Please may the good graces of humanity spare us from our torment and cure us.

Magneto: What can you do?
Callisto: (do him very fast)
Magneto: Soooooo, you have talents...
Callisto: That and one more...i can sense mutants and their sizes...there are 87 mutants here, and none above size 3(inches), other than you two

NIGHTCRAWLER: you killed my mother
MYSTIQUE: no, young wagner, i AM your mother
NIGHTCRAWLER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by stickman618
MAGNETO: charles always wanted to build briges
PYRO: i thought he always wanted peace between humans and mutants

MAGNETO: what's your name?
PYRO: john
MAGNETO: what's your real name john?
PYRO: Aaron Stanford

Originally posted by stickman618
MAGNETO&MYSTIQUE: (laughing)
STORM: what?
MAGNETO: we love what you've done to your hair

Originally posted by stickman618
WOLVERINE: hey bobby..... how's your throwing arm?
ICEMAN: i think colossus....
WOLVERINE: c'mon throw me
ICEMAN: but..........
WOLVERINE: THROW ME!!

really like those!!

Mystique: you know what I want. But what do you really want
Logan:um ok, I was thinking….maybe….Bobby or colossus

Originally posted by cain marko
really like those!!

thanks

and thanks again for the sig 😄

Originally posted by stickman618
thanks

and thanks again for the sig 😄

haha no probs.

First post on this thread...what'chu think?

X1
Wolverine: "So what kinda name is 'Rogue'?"
Rogue: "I dunno. What kind of name is 'Wolverine'?"
Wolverine: "A Smokin' Hot one!"

Rogue: "Y'know you should where a seatbelt."
Wolverine: "Okay!" *clips seatbelt*

--Rogue is stuck w/ seatbelt on--
-Cyclops opens car door-
Cyclops: *reaches over, pushes button; seatbelt unhooks* "There's a witty comment here somewhere..."
Storm: *rolls eyes*

MAGNETO: what have i done?
*Ashton Kutcher comes in*
ASHTON: you've just been punk'd!!
MAGNETO: WHAT?
ASHTON: there's a camera over there, and over there
PYRO: (LAUGHING) we were all in on this and you're not really cured
*moments later*
MAGNETO: hi i'm magneto and i've just been punk'd