Things they probably woud never say...

Originally posted by stickman618
MAGNETO: what have i done?
*Ashton Kutcher comes in*
ASHTON: you've just been punk'd!!
MAGNETO: WHAT?
ASHTON: there's a camera over there, and over there
PYRO: (LAUGHING) we were all in on this and you're not really cured
*moments later*
MAGNETO: hi i'm magneto and i've just been punk'd

LMFAO

Originally posted by stickman618
MAGNETO: what have i done?
*Ashton Kutcher comes in*
ASHTON: you've just been punk'd!!
MAGNETO: WHAT?
ASHTON: there's a camera over there, and over there
PYRO: (LAUGHING) we were all in on this and you're not really cured
*moments later*
MAGNETO: hi i'm magneto and i've just been punk'd

Magneto: You know what Charles? Lets spice things up a bit, instead of chess how about chinese checkers?

Mystique: So what evil you want to do today?
Magneto and Pyro: laughing
Mystique: ...What?... what so funny?
Magneto and Pyro: busting up luaghing
Mystique: WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY?
Magneto and Pyro: your flashing us
Mystique looks down : grow up

*MAGNETO&PROF X playing chess*

MAGNETO: one of these days we should learn how to actually play
PROF X: but i like our version

Originally posted by stickman618
*MAGNETO&PROF X playing chess*

MAGNETO: one of these days we should learn how to actually play
PROF X: but i like our version

lol

Juggernaunt: Do you know who i am?
Kitty: Cain marko
Juggernaunt: Hey that was a rhetorical question!
Kitty: oh do you want to do a retake?

XAVIER: let me in jean!!
JEAN: not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin

Magneto: Charles... I can't quit you!!!
Charles: Erik.... I thought I told you not to smoke crack while I take you for a ride in my wheelchair!
Magneto: You complete me... ya bald bastard... (cries)

Scott😖o is it true rogue went out with you because as metal she didnt hurt you

Collossus:da

Scott:...wouldnt that chaffe

Magneto to Logan: You never learn Do you!

Logan: No sir.

JEAN:... he may very well be older than the professor
PROF X: HEY!! i've been bald since i was a teenager okay. it's not a sign of old age(starts crying)

Iceman: *Walks up to Storm and point at her eye* Look its the eye of the storm!

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MAGNETO: think you can take care of you're old friend?
PYRO: i'm sorry, i don't think i can
MAGNETO: WHAT?
PYRO: i just care about him too much

Colossus

"I wish the real Man of Steele were here, i could sure use his help now."

Rouge: Nightcrawler, what happened to the rest of your fingers and toes?
NIGHTCRAWLER: That damn bull who raised me got hungry.

Wolverine: "Don't tell me I'm no Jew...not my fault circumsizion don't stick on me, bub!"

Storm: "Toad, what do you mean by; do the curtains match the drapes?"

Blob: "I'm think I'm bulimic!"

Phoenix: "Again Logan?! But we've already gone eighteen times without a break!"

Wolverine: "Well Red, there's a lot to be said for having a super-regenerative sack o' nuts!"

Cyclops: "I want to play!"

Rogue: "Remy, ah figured it out...we just have to get you a body condom!"

Gambit: "La vie en merde!"

Spiral: "You want me to sweep up AND do the dishes? I only have one pair of hands, Mojo!"

Wolverine: "OK Scott, tonight you can top."

Wolverine: "Rev up the X-Jet right quick, I'm missin' The View."

Kitty: "The View? I'm missing One Tree Hill!"

Wolverine: "Don't worry, I got every episode on box set, bub!"

Magneto: "So Storm, have you done lunch with Oprah lately?"

Emma Frost: "I don't want to have sex with any of your boyfriends, ever."

Originally posted by JaydonPhoenix
Storm: "Toad, what do you mean by; do the curtains match the drapes?"

Jubilee:I want more air time like Halle *cough*I mean storm

Body: Hello Moira.
Moira: Charles?
Body: No, I'm the Juggernaught b!tc# !!! [/B][/QUOTE]

lol

Originally posted by stickman618
MAGNETO&MYSTIQUE: (laughing)
STORM: what?
MAGNETO: we love what you've done to your hair

😆