Pyro: You are....FIRED!!!
Blob: (to Leech) Get in my belly.
Prof. X:Gotta catch 'em all! X-men-mon!
Mystique Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!
Prison Truck Guard: Oh, Mr. President. How did you get in there? Release him.
Bobby's mom: Have you ever tried ... not being gay?
Iceman: I'm a mutant, mom! I'm not gay!
Logan: (muttering) That ain't what you were sayin' last night.
Magneto: Make no mistake, my brothers, they will draw first blood. They will force their cure upon us. There is only one question you must answer: Who will you stand with?
Spike: You did say that. This thread is about things we'd never hear in an X-Men movie!
Magneto: Shut-up or I'll have Colossus rape you!
Wolverine: You know how I know you're gay?
Magneto: How?
Wolverine: You're all dressed in purple
Magneto: You know how I know you're gay?
Wolverine: How?
Magneto: You turned down sex from both Mystique and Phoenix
Xavier: You know how I know you're gay?
Angel: How?
Xavier: I'm psychic
Storm: I love what you did to your hair
Xavier: Why thankyou Storm
Or
Storm: I love what you did to your hair
Beast: You too
Xavier: Oh c'mon guys, stop making fun of me
Sorry if somebody came up with similar...
Xavier: penny for your thoughts
Storm(singing): rain drops keep falling on my head...
Mistique: God, i wish i had lips like Angelina, and boobs like Pamela...
Cyclops: wait, Uhh, i have bug in my eye
Angel: Shit, this traffic sucks!
Magneto: Please, i'll tell you everything i know, just stop pointing your gun in my face...