Charles Xavier: "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out."
Wolverine: "It's like the elf says, it's best to just turn the other cheek."
Gambit: "Maybe Kurt, he got sidetracked from becomin' a real priest, but Gambit, he gon' go de distance."
Storm: "If we want to build an auxiliary training area, we are going to have to clear out a large section of the nearby woods. Well, those trees are not going to deforest themselves; let us get to work."
Beast: "You can take your Shakespeare Theater tickets and shove 'em where I told you to shove your Star Trek DVDs and Oreos!"
Things we'll never hear in X-men
Logan: So, how exactly would Rogue be useful in a fight against a sentinel.
Scott: Yes, I'd like to make an appointment.
Optometrist: *gulp*
Storm: (singing) Rain drops keep fallin on my head.
Toad: Kiss me Storm. I promise I'll turn into Prince Charming.
Mystique: Is it cold in here or is it just...oh yeah, I'm naked.
Body: Hello Moira.
Moira: Charles?
Body: No, I'm the Juggernaught b!tc# !!!
Nightcrawler: "Oops, silly me. I seem to have teleported into the Dallas Covboys Cheerleaders locker room".
Wolverine: "There is one great way that we can stop Jean when she's in her Phoenix form."
Storm: "How's that?"
Wolverine: "Show her a mirror."
Wolverine: "Alright froggy, you're history."
Toad: "Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Jump over me and slice me in half?" *Suddenly gulps*