movie jokes
Scott: Logan, I have this unnerving desire to see you naked... is that so wrong!!!?????
Logan: No, you're right all along.... I wanna see you too Cyke! Come here! (they both strip eachother then Jean comes in)
Jean: Um, Scott... you should've told me you liked Logan when he first got here! Now I can leave you and go see Storm in the shower!!
Originally posted by wsg
Scott: Logan, I have this unnerving desire to see you naked... is that so wrong!!!?????Logan: No, you're right all along.... I wanna see you too Cyke! Come here! (they both strip eachother then Jean comes in)
Jean: Um, Scott... you should've told me you liked Logan when he first got here! Now I can leave you and go see Storm in the shower!!
LMAO
Storm: "When are you going to be part of the team Logan?!"
Wolverine: "When Charles starts tap-dancing!"
Stryker: "Wolverine, you haven't aged a day. Me...(points to his aged face)...nature."
Wolverine: "You say that like it's a good thing."
Pyro: "That's a dorky looking helmet."
Magneto: "Well at least I can say I'm not a flamer. ...wait a minute".
Kitty: I can't get into my room, the doors locked!
Prof. X: (gets up from wheelchair) Oh crap. Are we still rolling?
Jean Grey: Take your glasses off I want to see your eyes.
Cyclops: No, I can't...
Jean Grey: Don't worry I can control it, I really want to see your eyes.
Cyclops: (Takes his glasses off) I love you Jean.
Jean Grey: Okay you look weird. Never mind, put them back on.
Storm: I was in a movie once!
Jean: Which one?
Storm: Twister.
Logan: (to Cyclops) Poor you, I had almost *beep* Jean, but you only had a little kiss, and after that you died!
Storm: You wanna know why? Cause nothing's wrong with you. Well, you're kind of ugly and you have really puffy cheeks. Plus, you kind of don't help the team out at all and you sort of get in the way, and whatever happened to that rack from the comic book? Jeez. I mean c'mon now girl, hit puberty. Er...nothing's wrong with you.
Magneto: What have I done?.....Oh, that's right, I made sure that Jean would be pissed off and on my side and then I started to flip out and attacked the Worthington Labs base with a bunch of fellow mutants. THAT'S what I did. Phew, I thought I was going senile in my old age.
Rogue: Wolverine eh? Hm...they should call you wild thing. Wyaald thaang. You make maa heart saaang.
Logan: Jesus christ girl that accent is annoying. *backhands her* Now shut up and stop being pointless.
Xavier: My name is Charles Xavier, would you like some breakfast?
Logan: Sure I'll have a Lumberjack Slam with hash browns, orange juice, white toast and can I get extra bacon to go with that too? Thanks a bunch.
Magneto: "There's only one question that you must answer, whose side will you stand with?"
Pyro: (Thinks) *The one with the naked blue chick Mags*.
Wolverine: "I can't believe we have to be in these stupid looking uniforms. Of all the things, these costumes look so ridiculo-" (notices Storm, Rogue, and Jean walk by in those oh-so-skin-tight costumes) "...nevermind."
Bobby: "C'mon Kitty, let's kiss."
Kitty: "I...uh...don't really like kissing."
Bobby: "Why not?"
Kitty: "Because sometimes their face goes through me."
Iceman: Rogue! Sinse I can't put it in, I made you a vibrator out of ice and sinse I'm a goofy omega level mutant, it'll maintain it's shape even when I take a dirt nap!
Rogue: Um, thanks...
Wolverine: What about the adamantium one, i gave you?
Rogue: Um...
Pyro: Or the one I gave you that has a shark painted on the side?
Professor X: Or the one I gave you with my mind?
Sabertooth: Remember me? I gave you the furry one!
Rogue: Stop it! Just stop already! I'm using the one Storm gave me?
All: Why?!
Rogue: It's climate controlled...