Things they probably woud never say...

Originally posted by Jury
This is good... but this must be placed in this thread:

Have some fun!

gambit12

Wolverine: Scott, I've wanted you for so long, I just didn't know how to express my feelings in a non-aggressive way.

Nightcrawler: (singing) I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-daaaa...

Professor X: (to Logan) And what do they call you? Claws?

Magneto (Lifting the Golden Gate bridge): WE SHALL PAAAASSSSSS!!!

Colossus - "hey, i finally said a whole sentence, yay me"

Jubilee - "oh my god, me too, and they actually show me on screen"

Arclight - "I'm not a man 🙁"

just letting you know, that colossus's and jubilee's lines have been cut

sorry 😖hifty:

haha thats funny funny $h!t

Jason Stryker (to Xavier): I'll race you.

Storm: Where'd my accent go?

Gambit: *anything*

Cyke: What would you rather have, black leather instead of these kickass yellow tights?

(Wolverine goes up to Xavier for the first time): Lex? I mean, Charles?

(Anybody talking about that kid who changes tv stations): Do we really need this kid here? How is he going to ever help us out....ever?

"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...who's my favorite pussy?" - ha that ones just wrong but funny still.

Senator Kelly : "Why can't we all just be friends?

"Do you know who I am?! I'm Wolverine! Bit*h !"

Wolverine: It's so hard to deal with this!
Cyclops: I wish I knew how to quit you

i dont think will ever hear juggernaut say

IM THE JUGGERNAUT *****

😛

The sad part is that a lot of the jokes we could make, they might actually put in something. They might make a reference to the Blue Man Group when Nightcrawler or Beast is around, or something else as ridiculous.

Magneto: All humans and mutants are equal.

Magneto: Wolverine, I am your FATHER!!!
Wolverine: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rogue: Bobby, I'm pregnant!

Logan: Give me a hug, Scott!

Leech: There is no spoon...

Originally posted by Sea King
i dont think will ever hear juggernaut say

IM THE JUGGERNAUT *****

😛

i'm sure we did in the film

Juggernaut( stops after breaking through a wall to ask a question): "Pardon me; do you have any grey pupon?"

Callisto: "Damn, I'm faster and hotter-looking than I used to be."

Storm: Damn, Callisto is faster and hotter than she used to be.

lol

Blob: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Xavier: You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up...

Logan: Na na na na na na na na Wolverine!

Artie: Hey this tongue is gonna make some lucky girl reeaally happy...hear that Jubilee?

TV Station Changing Kid: Oh no, Tivo! My archenemy!

Pyro: Hey at least I don't yell FLAME ON.

Rogue: SHAZAM!.............What?.......Don't blame a girl for trying.
(The only time we're hearing that is if we fast forward a few minutes after she and Drake hold hands...if you catch my drift lol)

Jean: Rosebud..

Originally posted by lordofwar
Magneto: All humans and mutants are equal.

Magneto: Wolverine, I am your FATHER!!!
Wolverine: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rogue: Bobby, I'm pregnant!

Logan: Give me a hug, Scott!

Leech: There is no spoon...

🤣 rolling off the floor laughing my butt off!!!!!!!!!! still 🤣

I would kill to hear

Jubilee: Fell the wrath of the daughter of Bret Heart Motha ****a!!!

NoFate007

very very funny😄

Wolverine (to Mystique): Let's see if you bleed blue.

Wolverine: Magneto's right, there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.
Wolverine: Oh yeah? At least I wasn't in Catwoman!!!

Prof. X: Would you like a cigar, Logan?
Wolverine: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Prof. X: Can someone help me out of this wheel chair? I need to use the potty.

Logan: Professor, I think I have a crush on Scott.

Originally posted by lordofwar
Wolverine (to Mystique): Let's see if you bleed blue.

Wolverine: Magneto's right, there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.
Wolverine: Oh yeah? At least I wasn't in Catwoman!!!

Prof. X: Would you like a cigar, Logan?
Wolverine: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Prof. X: Can someone help me out of this wheel chair? I need to use the potty.

Logan: Professor, I think I have a crush on Scott.

LMFAO i love the second one

Jones (the guy who changes channel: could someone pass the remote.

beast: (Coughing) sorry, hair ball.