((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

Harry: Im glad you took me away from my aunt and unkle when you did, i was starting to have unsavourary thoughts about my cousin.

😆 Thats a good 1 😉

Thank you

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Snape: I feel so pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty, and witty, and GAY!

Snape: Longottom, that potion is PERFECT! 😄

*hermione wakes up on the couch*
hermione:why does my ass burn?

Voldemort: *dancing* Im to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, sooo sexy it hurts!!

Death Eaters:
jawdrop

Voldermort: Harry, the only reason i follow you around so much is because i...i...i love you. i ma bit of a Gary Glitter and Micheal Jackson fan you see.

😆 Good 1 😉

lol..very funny

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Thanks

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Harmoine: Sex me up!

i got one!

Dumbledore: Damn...Do you smell that harry? Damn mcgonagall for giving me those beans....Damn her
Harry:Yeah...Damn her to hell *covers nose*

😆 good one.

yeah i thought you all would like that one

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Hermione: Is this chicken what I have or is this fish?I mean, I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea.

Ron: ::holding a tarantula: Do you think I should wear the black nailpolish today??
Draco: I love you Hermione!
Harry: I am SOOO glad that that that loser Sirius is gone, now I can keep busy by listening to me Bob Marley cd! :😖inging:: I shot the sherriff!