Voldemort: Sorry about all that mess with trying to kill you and all. It's just my defense mechanism. I'm just soooo lonely.
Harry: No prob. My parents - just water under the bridge. I don't even remember them anyways.
Voldemort: So we're cool?
Harry: Sure...maybe I can set you up with someone? Maybe this hottie I know, Tonks.
Voldemort: Sounds good to me, buddy.
Harry: Btw, can you use some of that dark magic of yours to get me some action with Draco?
Voldemort: Consider it done.
Harry: Yessss.. ****harts draco****
dumbledore:is it hot in here...or is it just me *lifts eye brows*
professor magonagall:no you heard me correctly....i'm horny
ron😖cabers!......don't get on that part of hermione!!!!!!
voldemort:i will kill you harry,unless you give me a nude pic of snape
hermione:you foul,you evil,......yogurt?
snape: the reason i passed draco....is because.....we have emotions.
madame hooch:alright now men.....grab your sticks
harry:i..i could help but notice....voldemort gave me....weed
professor sprout:alright...lets learn how to take car of this p ussy *means a cat*
hagrid:ey! me ass itches
voldemort:come on Harry! where is the loveeee?
harry:hmmmm...your right,maybe we can be friends
*they walk off into the sunlight*
hermione:draco i hate you
draco:really? man...that sucks...i feel sad now
hermione:i am sorry
dumbledore:as for you two....f uck off!
snape:i do like potions...but i like porn better
oliver wood:here is our plan for this game:cry and hope for a change
hagrid:you know? i don't really talk like this:ey arry....i talk like this:hello