((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

Started by FoamyFan16 pages

Dumbledore:voldemort tryed to kill you...he failed...so maybe i sould carry out his evil deeds? *grabs knife* MUHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Secosera_TD
**At the end of book 4 when Voldemort is ressurected and the Death Eaters Gather**

Deatheat Eater 1: WAZZUPPPP!!!
Death Eater 2: WAZZZZZUUUPPPPPP!!!!!
Death Eater 3: WAZZAAAAAAA!!!!
Voldemort: AAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZUPPPPP!!!!!!!

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DUDE!!!! 😱

..no body liked mine 🙁 crybaby

Originally posted by FoamyFan
Dumbledore:voldemort tryed to kill you...he failed...so maybe i sould carry out his evil deeds? *grabs knife* MUHAHAHAHAHA

TDF: no no no no NO!!!....u dont use a knife...i use.....

Music: dun dun DUN

TDF: *takes out machete*...THIS!!!! *hands it over* 😄

picture this:

*dumbledore is running through the hogwarts dining room (all of the kids are there) and he steps on his robe while runing,it rips...and now everyone can se his boxers of which have snape and voldemorts pictures on it*

Dudley- "Harry, your'e my FAVORITE cousin!!!"

Petunia- "I MISS MY SISTER!!!"

Vernon- " I love them wizards!"

snape 5o point from sylerin!!
aunt marge i hate dogs!
draco i wish i was a mudblood!!!
Aurther weasley i Hate muggles!
mrs weasley isnt lockhart terrible
heimone i got dreadful for every subject!!!!!!!!!

harry: hey fat ass
ron: am not fat! am just big "boneded"

that one is for south park fans!!

winky: master did horrible horrible things! i never wanna see him again!

dobby: i have too many socks!

Dobby: Master Harry, would beat and spank me again.

Voldermort breaks into Hogwarts, he bumps into Snape and Dumbledore. They suddenly stand in a straight line and start dancing while singing.
'Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, cant touch this. HAMMER TIME!'

😂 😆 😆 😆

That was funny
😄 😆 😆 😂 😂 😆

Neville: hey i actually remebered something 😱

😬....meh?

ahhaahahahha

Snape: Oh Harry I love you like a son😄

i dont get this 😆

😛

Harmoine- Ron your so smart, me and draco were discussing how brilliant you are over a cup of tea.

Winky: Master? HA!!! No1 masters me 😖hifty: