((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

((following on from angel))

"Does my bum look big in this?"

😂 (continuing, Snape in a dress, boggart)

"Eh...Miss Granger, can I borrow some lipglosss."

"EEEK! I simply forgot to power my nose....oh this is awful"

"Where are my curling tongs?!?"

😂 As Snape puts on the stockings,"Oh my, I really need to shave. My leg hairs look like fur!"

*Snape loos in mirro*

"AARGH!! Why didn't anyone tell me I had caterpillar eyebrows?!"

Snape attempts to wax his eyebrows......

"This should be nothing.........just a little wax here and then pull...and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "😂

😆 FUN-NY!!!! WAY TO FUNNY!!!

Snape again in a dress

"Oh no, I've broke a nail."

LOL

Peeves: "I am sorry for all the pranks I have done, Mr. Filch!" "Please forgive me." *cries*

Mr. Filch: "Oh, Peeves" *cries* "Of course I forgive you." *hugs*

😂

Snape: OMG, Sirius is, like, totally, like, out-of-this world, like, hot!

Prof. Dumbledore: Please take me off the chocolate frog cards!

Voldemort: *while flying on a broom*" i believe i can fly.....i believe i can touch the sky."

Kreacher: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID PORTRAIT!!!"

Kreacher: ((Talking to Mrs. black's Portrait)) My prrrrrrrreciousssssssss...

Originally posted by Phoenix
Kreacher: ((Talking to Mrs. black's Portrait)) My prrrrrrrreciousssssssss...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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😂 good one phoe........

Kreacher: Filthy, filthy nasty little wizardzes.

omg! wonderfuls!!

Ron: ahhh harry? i have something to ah..confess....harry? *deep mans voice* *suddenly changes to womans voice* im not a...male...im a female....*cries*

Harry: oh ronnyboy! *cries* i knew it all along!!! Lets go bra shopping!

Hermione: yeh, i need to buy some more cock-jocks anyways....

😗

Angel wouldnt he say that?