((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

😆 😆 😆 that's really great!!! all of them!!!

hagrid: ahhhhh - there's a spider!!! help me!!!

voldemort - *waves a banner* MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!!

vampiree: dont u mean this:

Voldemort:

no.. 😄 make love not war sounds cooler 😄

hermione: kiss mah white *ss! Ah ain't gonna work on that crap *leaves for a cigarette*

haha the voldemort kne was good, the oen with hagrid and the spiders, too 😆 und the one with kreacher proceiousssss 😉

luv it =)

Ron: *stroking Aragog's head* Isn't he just the cutest!?!

Trickster...yes he would...i was putting in gollum's words!!!! 😄

Aragog: "I'm goin on a diet, no more humans, bugs are better for me."

Sirius: (to the portrait) "My Preccccccciiiiiiioooooooooouuuuusssss!" 😂

Sirius: "I just love having my mum around, her voice is like music to my ears. Muggles would refer to her music as heavy metal music, wouldn't they Harry?" 😄

Aragog: (to his little spiders) "Oh I have the most awful news, if you look on the bottom of the humans shoes it says Warning if you eat me, you will get cancer. I am afraid that we all are going to die now." He crawls into his web and dies.

Denometers: Shire..... Baggins
(i jst had too!)
Voldemort: Now lets all be friends and forgive one another!

Neville: What about second breakfast?

((he's such a cute little hobbit!))

Harry(to Hermione about homework): Don't go there girlfriend*clicks fingers from side to side*

Hermione: "It isn't Draco's faulth... you shouldn't blame him.. he's just a boy trapped between two worlds.."

Percy to Weasley twins: hey bros! Can you make something that can make Mr. Fudge jump? Or something that can blow up the Ministry of Magic?

Originally posted by Trickster
Angel wouldnt he say that?

what do u mean? r u talking to me?

Harry: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT MAGIC SCHOOL

Vernon Dursley: YOU ARE GOING TO HOGWARTS AND THAT'S FINAL YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN TO BE A WIZARD SO YOU CAN FIX EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

Dudley: Can I go to Hogwarts it sounds like a cool school I hope they don't have too many fatty foods though

mrs figg: eww, stupid cats!! i wish i had a dog!!!
filch: tell me about it! stupid norris follows me ev'rywhere! so annyoing!

Voldemort: I can't believe I killed that little baby's parents and then tried to kill him I feel simply awful. I don't know what got into me I mean Im not that bad of a person am I? Ok so I got a little cranky but can you blame me? I had no parents so i thought "why should he." but now that I look back I realize that I was just being sooo stupid why me? why me?

lol. thats a good one angie....i like it

Dobby: I HATE socks....and I HATE harry potter....

Dumbledore: Over what hill?, where?, i don't remember any hill!