Philosophical (but still funny) quotes by you!

Originally posted by Lord Soth

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living

whoa that like blew my mind 😑

It's amazing when you think about it, isn't it?

Yeah I'm 30 this year and it only seems like 14 years ago that I was leaving school... 😕

Nah seriously the last 14 years have flown by in the blink of an eye!

My quote

If you lend someone £20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's hilarious!

Courtesy of my friend's t-shirt...lol...

it's not mine, but i agree with it:

'Life sucks. And then you die.' - Mtv's Daria

Originally posted by Lord Soth
Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

thAT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME 🙁

Originally posted by Vampiree
it's not mine, but i agree with it:

'Life sucks. And then you die.' - Mtv's Daria

OR THE MORE PESSIMISTIC VERSION

THAT I USE

LIFE'S SHIT AND THEN YOU DIE

When you die, your whole life passes in front of you. If you're blind, you only get the soundtrack.

Don't worry about life, no one got out of it alive.

If you go to bed with your ass that itches, you will wake up with your fingers that smell like shit.

If you love something set if free if it doesn't come back you shouldn't have listened to me.

A friend in need is...a friend you should avoid, agreed?

When I was born, I cried. Everyday I live on this earth I understand why.

Sticks and stones can hurt my bones but whips can only excite me.

or the good version!!! life is brilliant and death is even better!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask it why it got me shot.

To succeed in business there are two rules:
1.Never tell all you know.

If you eat chinese food and you bite on a kittey claw, the chicken you ordered was probably caugth in an alley in bronx...

Money doesn't grow on trees because the banks own all the branches...

In each group there is an idiot. If you look around and can't find him, you must be him.

Politics
"poli" means many
"tics" are blood sucking creatures.

"Politics" is something centered around many bloodsucking creatures?

He who has nothing...has nothing.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal.

Money can't buy love, but it can rent a very close imitation.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can sure make misery easier to deal with.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead

A tree only hits a car in self-defense

Life's a lot like a bird: It's cute until it shits on your head

There is no gravity. The Earth sucks

-There are two kinds of people: Those who remember and...and...and...

well here are mine they r mostly bodybuilding things but there really not all that funny at all

you can never be Too Big.

bodybuilding is not just 90 minutes every night in the gym it is a lifestyle

Shut the fu*ck up and do it pussy

If i knew u were going to ***** after the workout i would have told you that the womens arobeics class is in the other room

§pearhead's law of relativity...

people who are relatives are related

thats my big brain talking

When certain people say they'll give their 2 cents worth, they sure aren't overpricing.

Non-conformists of the world, unite!

If history is doomed to repeat itself, then bring on the beheadings!

Death is hereditary

It's too early in the morning for suicide

What happens if your scared to death twice

Today in Art we were going to paint a nude model, but the teacher sent her to the office for violating the dress code

Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar...OUCH! Dude that hurt!