Philosophical (but still funny) quotes by you!

-Never hit a man with glasses: hit him with a baseball bat

-As the saying goes, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" I say: "If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em!" They will be expecting you to join them, and you will have the element of surprise.

If you decided you are indicisive, what have you done?

Another "DEEP THOUGHT" by Jack Handy...

"My friend once told me he found Jesus, and I thought 'YAHOO! WE'RE RICH!' Then I realized he meant something different."

... off topic, but funny.

Dont know if this has been posted:
Before I was unsure now I...just don't know!!! (I say this all the time)
I rarelly have doubts and I'm never wrong!
Reality is an illusion created by man.

I saw this one posted here:
God, save me from your followers!

I love this one! Its translated thou so it might sound weird in english!
Theory is knowing everything but nothing works!
Practice is everything working but not knowing why.

In reality we have theory and practice...Nothing works and we dont know why!

Nice Kes

these are some random quotes by my friends

My bra is giving me bra burn.

My bouncy bed is under my ball!

Just in case you're like, picking your nose or something.(the reason why my friend always has to knock on the door)

I guess if you liked to put your head in the stool. (this was actually said by a professor on being drunk.)

-But ocifer! I swear to drunk I'm not God!

-God created man in his own image. Man, being the gentlemen that they are, did the same for god

-I'm not religious becase certain peopel are never incinerated by bolts of lightning

Originally posted by Lord Soth
-But ocifer! I swear to drunk I'm not God!

I dont eat breakfast because I love you.
I dont eat lunch because I love you.
I dont eat dinner because I love you.
I dont sleep because...I'm hungry!

Ohhh, these are great, where do you guys find them? 😄

Indeed.

This is great the best thread for a long time 🙂

My fav one is
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

"Take me drunk, I'm home"

"If there is an exception to every rule, is there one to this rule?"