The Official Naruto series Thread

Creepiest thing I have read and seen all week...

I swear, she looks like she wants to rape her decendants, then eat them...

Black Zetsu is so cool. He's the ultimate manipulator. Compared to him Kaguya is just a brute.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
He's clearly not on par with the alive Madara who had a Rinnegan and Senjutsu. He's on par with ET Madara though. Above EMS Madara, who I generally view as being in the same tier as ET Madara.

Hm, should I put ET Madara at SS and alive-rinnegan at SS+...?

Originally posted by Damborgson
Madara is a ****ing weirdo. "If I eat part of Hashirama's shoulder, I can puke it up later and gain ultimate power!" I don't even know what this about anymore.

Madara read the tablet and took the meaning as combining their two powers just as Itachi discovered...I think.

Basically, he knew he needed some of Hashirama's power in order to get the Rinnegan. So, when he realized he had definitely lost the fight with Hashirama, he Mike Tyson'd it up right before dying. Before his fight, however, he setup a timed Izanagi to activate to reverse the fight...I think he knew he would lose to Hashirama and that Hashirama was stronger.

Since Hashirama had not read the tablet, he would not think anything of Madara's "last savage attempt" at winning. Since he can regen, the missing chunk meant nothing.

Here's the problem with ALL of this....Madara's body would have digested Hashirama's flesh, completely, in about 4 hours. So unless his body activated tie Izanagi in...less than an hour, that flesh would not exist. This is another area in which Kishimoto kind of ****s up medical science.

So where the **** did Madara's second eye come from??!?!?!!?!?

Edit - Also, how did Madara and Nagato know how to use their Rinnegan powers? Did the Black Zetsu teach them?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Here's the problem with ALL of this....Madara's body would have digested Hashirama's flesh, completely, in about 4 hours. So unless his body activated tie Izanagi in...less than an hour, that flesh would not exist. This is another area in which Kishimoto kind of ****s up medical science.

Not sure if digestion continues after death for all that long.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Not sure if digestion continues after death for all that long.

It does, sort of. Many many hours. The enzymes (Hydrochloric acid) takes quite a long time to react to everything before it becomes inert. One of the reasons we embalm our dead is to stop the digestive juices. They also pump the stomachs...sometimes.

Edit - I went to school for digital forensics but we did get to overlap into classic forensics.

We got to cover postmortem analysis! 🙂

http://www.exploreforensics.co.uk/stomach-contents-as-a-means-of-evidence.html

He could have stuck that piece of flesh under his tongue or keep it at the very back of his mouth/throat.

Originally posted by danteiscool
He could have stuck that piece of flesh under his tongue or keep it at the very back of his mouth/throat.

He puked it up:

http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/681/16

That's a whooole lot of saliva. That or it is the digestive juices from his stomach because he vomited it up.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Black Zetsu is so cool. He's the ultimate manipulator. Compared to him Kaguya is just a brute.

I take the complete opposite. I'm enjoying how creepy and insane Kaguya seems to be, while Black Zetsu's longwinded exposition bored me.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Madara is a ****ing weirdo. "If I eat part of Hashirama's shoulder, I can puke it up later and gain ultimate power!" I don't even know what this about anymore.

That said, the bit about ninja being a story created by black zetsu is pretty cool.

Does that count as being Keyser Soze'd

Originally posted by dadudemon
Madara read the tablet and took the meaning as combining their two powers just as Itachi discovered...I think.

Basically, he knew he needed some of Hashirama's power in order to get the Rinnegan. So, when he realized he had definitely lost the fight with Hashirama, he Mike Tyson'd it up right before dying. Before his fight, however, he setup a timed Izanagi to activate to reverse the fight...I think he knew he would lose to Hashirama and that Hashirama was stronger.

Since Hashirama had not read the tablet, he would not think anything of Madara's "last savage attempt" at winning. Since he can regen, the missing chunk meant nothing.

Here's the problem with ALL of this....Madara's body would have digested Hashirama's flesh, completely, in about 4 hours. So unless his body activated tie Izanagi in...less than an hour, that flesh would not exist. This is another area in which Kishimoto kind of ****s up medical science.

So where the **** did Madara's second eye come from??!?!?!!?!?

Edit - Also, how did Madara and Nagato know how to use their Rinnegan powers? Did the Black Zetsu teach them?

Naruto ate a crow that stayed there for months to a year.

That is my answer to you.

So Black Zetsu is an uber manipulator while Kaguya really did turn out to be Jenova from FF VII. I still have no idea what the hell she wants chakra for or how Madara was able to activate the Rinnegan in both eyes.

Oh and Naruto's body is a hotel so I don't think it counts.

She wants their chakra so they cannot seal her. Her two son's chakra has the magical power of being able to seal her, when it comes together.

Realised that Naruto finally has the Walk on Air technique he hoped Jiraiya would teach him.

I get that but I still don't know what end she is trying to meet. So far all I got out of Kaguya's plan was not get sealed, get chakras, and makes White Zetsu. What comes after that? Does she plan on having space adventures or what?

Originally posted by BloodRain
Realised that Naruto finally has the Walk on Air technique he hoped Jiraiya would teach him.

Wow. What a f*cking excellent memory you have. I forgot COMPLETELY about that. That was a pretty slap-stick moment, though. Maybe that's why I forgot all about that?

After the famous That Technique she's going to power up in the face of it, near the end a momentary stalemate forms where she explains.. in vast detail.. hee whole step by step plan from the hegining to possible end.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
I get that but I still don't know what end she is trying to meet. So far all I got out of Kaguya's plan was not get sealed, get chakras, and makes White Zetsu. What comes after that? Does she plan on having space adventures or what?

Fighting another enemy because, remember, she was building an army.

There's some serious shit about to go down and Naruto is about to Talk-no-Jutsu her down from her position and she will explain why she is doing all of this stuff.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Fighting another enemy because, remember, she was building an army.

There's some serious shit about to go down and Naruto is about to Talk-no-Jutsu her down from her position and she will explain why she is doing all of this stuff.

Well, my theory of Naruto talking Madara down got shot to sh!t, but if he manages to outtalk a several millennia old demon goddess down, I am going to flip Kishi he biggest bird ever.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Well, my theory of Naruto talking Madara down got shot to sh!t, but if he manages to talk a several millennia old demon goddess down, I am going to flip Kishi he biggest bird ever.