The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by Tzeentch1,600 pages

Jar Jar is an apt comparison of her character. 👆

Speaking of ChoCho, isn't she tagging along on a Sasuke retrieval mission of sorts just like Choji. Though she seems to fairing a lot better on her route than he did, I wonder if she'll just provide commentary for the rest of it.

Oh and for fun I though I'd leave this here:
http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki

Well that's awkward

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Jar Jar is an apt comparison of her character. 👆

Except she manages to have actual humor, and knows how to fight effectively.

Heck, she seemed fairly well-liked til the last few chapters. I think people are more tired of the specific *joke* than her.

Well alright then guess I was wrong.This is kind of funny but um...yeah.

Least Orochimaru's back so that's something right.

Edit: Or this could all just be another part of Kishi's plan to rile up the fans or whatnot.

Called it. This guy is not the guy Kaguya was afraid of:

Originally posted by dadudemon
That can't be it. The villain was a threat to Kaguya before she was originally sealed by her two sons.

Implanting eyes into himself cannot make him magically a threat to Kaguya when she was amassing an army to fight him to begin with (a fight that would have occurred long before Tobi was a thought).

But who is this guy? He has Sharingan...which means he has to come after Kaguya.

But before Kaguya originally started her moon's eye plan to fight him.

http://readms.com/r/naruto/700%2B7/2809/1

This guy is a product of Orochimaru.

OOOOOOOOH BOY!

So moving passed the red herring, why the f*ck is Orochimaru allowed to.... live? Or do anything at all? Why is Naruto ok with him experimenting on innocent people and continuing to steal peoples bodies?

And why are the people who Orochimaru experimented on as children working for him again? Didn't he kidnap, abuse and torture them? WTF? He's not kindly old Dr Snakes, he's literally an inhuman monster who needs to be imprisoned because clearly he's still doing terrible things like making Uchiha armies and dangerous shit.

Well I'm pretty sure Jugo went voluntarily but I have no idea why Suigetsu is there. Also maybe Orochimaru's new bishie form doesn't use bodies or is taking a page out of Tsunade's book for appearances.

I do like how this conflict appears to all be Orochimaru's fault even if it was unintended.

Oh and why can't Sakura just use reverse summoning to go back?

Another Ootsutsuki (villain?), and he/she has Rinnegan in their palms.

Originally posted by Q99
Except she manages to have actual humor,
lol, no.

I think people are more tired of the specific *joke* than her.
She is that joke, just like jar jar. This one gag is literally her entire pathos and point of existence thus far.

Why does it bother you that she's a shit character, my son?

edit- Having read the new chapter, if Konoha has been mostly aware of Orochimaru's hideout this whole time, why haven't they just killed him?

Those genin sure are gonna beat him/her(let's be real, probably a him) up.

More Sarada is never a bad thing. For an Uchiha most seem to be in agreement that she is a cool lady. She deserves a movie, not Boreto.

Who are you talking to?

No one in particular.

As for Orochimaru I dunno why they haven't bothered killing him. My guess is he hasn't done anything evil since the war(since Shin had to have known Itachi) and they just let him be because of the Edokage. His casual, nonthreatening demeanor might speak to a change of heart.

But he and Kabuto really should just be executed. I'm also not sure why Taka didn't join with the Leaf and instead decided to partner up with that psychopath. Both of them have criminal records that put Sasuke to shame and at least he was kinda punished by losing an arm/banishment. And just because Orochimaru can't be observed doing evil things doesn't mean he isn't being evil.

Unless this is supposed to like home arrest or something?

Wait I thought Sasuke voluntarily decided to leave before his arm was finished.

As for Orochimaru. I figured it'd be for the same reason that both Hiruzen and Tsunade left him alone as Orochimaru should still be powerful in his own right. Though Naruto/Sasuke showing up all nonchalant does complicate things.

That was weird. Orochimaru is a serial killer after all. It felt like they were just visiting uncle Orochimaru or something.

Except he's an uncle who dismembers bodies. And killed the 3rd Hokage. And has a large questionable tongue.

Series redeemed. Kishi please.

If Sasuke and Karin are both Sarada's parents then Karin is a worse parent than Sasuke bro lol. Sasuke at least was doing something worth while and did take a hit for her. Karin hasn't been in Sarada's life at all.

The real question is why Sarada had no birth records in Konoha and why Sakura kept the Taka picture.

Also, where was Sakura supposedly when she "had" Sarada? Naruto apparently doesn't know a thing, so she left the village for about a year at some point? Enough for Sasuke to screw Karin then give her the baby and leave lol?

Chocho-

Ok, I am getting pretty sick of that joke too...

Originally posted by Damborgson
That was weird. Orochimaru is a serial killer after all. It felt like they were just visiting uncle Orochimaru or something.

Except he's an uncle who dismembers bodies. And killed the 3rd Hokage. And has a large questionable tongue.

And did help save the world by reviving the 4 Hokages, and then healing the five living Kages.