The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by TheAuraAngel1,600 pages

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
It's just a smilie, douche.
Besides, a frontal glomp would make it look like it was a suprise BJ or something. >__>

In most cases, yes. In this case, no.

3000 years of Pain is so weird/over the top, that it's ossum. Even Neji wanted to try it out, but his Sharingan contacts gave him dry eye. awesome

Smilie's reflect emotions of those who post them. Like how I post 313 when I feel awesome and smug.

Nah, this is a yes.

Double Lariat is pretty over the top. Two of the strongest ninja in the series corner an opponent. What do they do? Chop his head off in the most awesome way possible. Bonus points considering this is Kumo's signature move.

And Neji with the Sharingan contacts was awesome.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Touché.

However, I find the humor aspect of 1000 Years of Pain to greatly outweigh the boyish coolness of a double Lariat.

Meaning:

Overall scores:

1000 YoP: 8
DL: 7

The "summon giant ass toad to crush the whole playing field" move is much cooler than both of them and is a move I'd rate as an 8 as well.

There's no way that something so "small" as the DL could compare to the giant ass toad summon. Both are insta wins...but one of the literally just defeats everyone at the drop of a hat....or giant toad.


Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
In terms of flat-out kewlness combined with effectiveness/power, nothing in the series comes close to the awesomeness of Minato's usage of FTG or Sasuke's Kirin.
Not DL, not 3000 YoP, & also not Food Cart Destroyer (Giant Toad summoned on top of something). Those two are easily 11 on your scale of 1-10. 313

Double Lariat's hardly viable anymore. I mean, Bee is so freaking overpowered now, that in base mode, he can beat a V2 Shroud A in a Lariat contest. Bee would have to lower his power considerably, and A would have to be at his most powerful, to have the maneuver even work.

Plus this was 3000 YoP we were discussing, used by Kakashi, who is just bawss, Gai who is bawss enough to use his Nice Guy smile while flashing, & Lee.

Damnit.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Smilie's reflect emotions of those who post them. Like how I post 313 when I feel awesome and smug.

Nah, this is a yes.

Double Lariat is pretty over the top. Two of the strongest ninja in the series corner an opponent. What do they do? Chop his head off in the most awesome way possible. Bonus points considering this is Kumo's signature move.

And Neji with the Sharingan contacts was awesome.

I just use them for the heck of it most times. If I could, I wouldn't use them at all, but some people would not be able to determine the intentions of my post. It has become a habit now.
Besides, you know my intention with that smilie was not to show that I was surprise buttsecks'ing you. >__>
This is getting weird.

I never said DL wasn't over-the-top and ossum. All of what you said is why I also think it is awesome.

On the other hand, 1000 Years of Death has a ninja simply sending their fingers up a ninja's ass after deceiving them, which sends them flying further than Tsunade could toss them. Bonus points considering that this is Konoha's signature move, and a super-secret one at that.
Then there's 3000 Years of Pain that debuted in a series filled to the brim with Awesome, was able to beat someone that 1000 Years of Pain failed against, and broke metal plates created specifically to counter Kakashi's father, who was stronger than the Sannin. 313
In all seriousness, DL is obviously waaaay more powerful.

Yeah he was. Also did you notice? SoY Sasuke was using a Raiton tech shaped like a keyblade awesome

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I just use them for the heck of it most times. If I could, I wouldn't use them at all, but some people would not be able to determine the intentions of my post. It has become a habit now.
Besides, you know my intention with that smilie was not to show that I was surprise buttsecks'ing you. >__>
This is getting weird.

Yeah he was. Also did you notice? SoY Sasuke was using a Raiton tech shaped like a keyblade awesome

Well if it's getting weird for you, we can stop if you like.

DL>3000 YoP

Kind of....

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well if it's getting weird for you, we can stop if you like.

DL>3000 YoP

Kind of....

Trolling each other? Nah. You bringing up suprise butt-secks? Yeah.

Only when it comes to powah!

Raiton Keyblade jutsu > Most keyblades vin

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Trolling each other? Nah. You bringing up suprise butt-secks? Yeah.

Only when it comes to powah!

Raiton Keyblade jutsu > Most keyblades vin

lol...that went over your head.

And coolness. 😎

Nah. The keyblade makes you superhuman. awesome

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
lol...that went over your head.

And coolness. 😎

Nah. The keyblade makes you superhuman. awesome

No, I got what you were trying to say. Just didn't want to continue down that avenue so I wrote what I wrote...which went over your head. 😛

Nah, if we introduce that parameter, 3000 YoP >>> DL. 😉

Point. But Raiton keyblade jutsu made Lee jealous and Tenten was all over it. That makes it > Keyblades. vin

Oh god.... can't unsee....

Can't..... un..... seee stabeye

W-what...?

I wonder if A did stuff like Gai when he was his age.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
I wonder if A did stuff like Gai when he was his age.

uhhhhh...no.

He was probably ****in' lots of bitches n'stuff like all pimp ninjas do. 😐

Originally posted by BloodRain
Oh god.... can't unsee....

Can't..... un..... seee stabeye

I was laughing when I read the chapter, but yeah it was kind of over-the-top.

Still, puts SoY Konohamaru > Naruto > Konohamaru. awesome

Originally posted by dadudemon
uhhhhh...no.

He was probably ****in' lots of bitches n'stuff like all pimp ninjas do. 😐

He does have a very hawt secretary. hmm

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
No, I got what you were trying to say. Just didn't want to continue down that avenue so I wrote what I wrote...which went over your head. 😛

Nah, if we introduce that parameter, 3000 YoP >>> DL. 😉

Point. But Raiton keyblade jutsu made Lee jealous and Tenten was all over it. That makes it > Keyblades. vin

Continue down which avenue? awesome
Okayz, I'll stop. Was lulzy though.

Nah. DL > 3000 YoP. What with it being cannon.

But...Sora could kick Lee's ass normally. So nah. :3

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I was laughing when I read the chapter, but yeah it was kind of over-the-top.

Still, puts SoY Konohamaru > Naruto > Konohamaru. awesome

He does have a very hawt secretary. hmm

I wonder if SoY Konohamaru should've ben put in to fight Nagato instead of Naruto during the whole invasion thing.

Something tells me she would'nt have been so hawt back when A was Gai's age.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Continue down which avenue? awesome
Okayz, I'll stop. Was lulzy though.

Nah. DL > 3000 YoP. What with it being cannon.

But...Sora could kick Lee's ass normally. So nah. :3

3000 YoP > DL. What with it being more useable now, even if it's non-canon 313

So? Sora himself would get jealous as well as fall in love with Sasuke's Raiton Keyblade. So Yah. awesome

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
I wonder if SoY Konohamaru should've ben put in to fight Nagato instead of Naruto during the whole invasion thing.

Something tells me she would'nt have been so hawt back when A was Gai's age.

Yeah, he'd solo the War.

A went after Hinata when she was 2-3 years old. vin

http://www.mangareader.net/naruto/552

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Spoiler:
Itachi using Talk no Jutsu against Naruto. Lulzy.
His Susano'o now has 6 fingers too, like Sasuke's. Never noticed that in the last chapter.
Also, he destroyed Shisui's eye & that Crow casually. Prolly for the best, but still, should have left it with Naruto. Oh well, at least that easy path of mind-rape victory is out for Naruto.
Kabuto's been pushed to the point where he has to use his best tech. Makes sense, as his most powerful asset was just taken out by his second most powerful asset, who is now a free wild-card. Tis a pity that it seems like Itachi is now going to be taken out, by Kabuto no less.

Mizukage is awesome. His Clam's powerful too.
Now that Naruto is on the same battlefield, things might change. Still, you'd think that Muu would be able to sense him trying to attack from behind.

gaping plot hole re-confirmed in the chapter.

Spoiler:
itachi could have easily told sasuke the same thing he told naruto this chapter thus preventing a mini-madara from developing. sasuke's entire character was a kid on a mission of vengeance, and all the power he attained was to kill those he felt responsible. itachi could have cut that off, and the first time they spoke since the uchiha clan massacre he egged him on with one sentence (though back then he wanted sasuke to get stronger to stay alive, only use was blocking 90% of oro's body swap). oh "sasuke wouldn't listen to him" you say? add shisui's eye, only makes it more concrete that he could have changed his mind on a whim, he already got him with a tsukiyomi.

itachi DID phuck up; he made sasuke into what he is, and he's aware of it

Read the first page as "Farewell, señor pupil" and pondering why Nagato went Spanish on us :V

The "...like Madara" line was interesting. Clam scene was pretty lulzy :3

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
3000 YoP > DL. What with it being more useable now, even if it's non-canon 313

So? Sora himself would get jealous as well as fall in love with Sasuke's Raiton Keyblade. So Yah. awesome

3000 YoP requires Guy, Lee, and Kakashi to be in the same place.

Riku>Sasuke in terms of coolness. 313

Edit:

On to the chapter itself....

I'm conflicted about Itachi's decision. Yes, Kabuto is a bigger threat than Sasuke and yes, if Itachi has a plan, he should certainly take care of him. And obviously he can't take Naruto and Bee with him when he does it.

However, he doesn't plan to do anything about Sasuke at all?

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
3000 YoP requires Guy, Lee, and Kakashi to be in the same place.

Riku>Sasuke in terms of coolness. 313

Edit:

On to the chapter itself....

I'm conflicted about Itachi's decision. Yes, Kabuto is a bigger threat than Sasuke and yes, if Itachi has a plan, he should certainly take care of him. And obviously he can't take Naruto and Bee with him when he does it.

However, he doesn't plan to do anything about Sasuke at all?

Gai is Kakashi's intense rival, and Lee follows Gai around a lot. So the odds of 3000 YoP happening are three times as high as DL working. 😛

Riku is Sasuke's little stooge. 131

He said he'd leave Sasuke to Naruto. It's just more PIS. srug