The Official Naruto series Thread

Who is the hottest?

Kushina I guess.

Which, we haven't seen much of Mito to be fair.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Who is the hottest?

Obviously Mei. How dare you ask.

Gaara.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Gaara.

I always thought Gaara's "I'm a homeless person that cuts my own hair" look was kind of lame. But, I thought that was the point of his hair (because he's supposed to be crazy/wild) until the time skip when his dad has the same hairdo. So I concluded that the Sunagakure just doesn't have good taste in hair.

In other words: ewwww gross. Not Gaara. How dare you stain the "red-haired hotties of Naruto" club by mentioned Gaara. 😘

Heroes love red heads after all.

Sakura count as a red head? o.O

The Tsuchikage was my second choice if thats what you'd prefer.

Edit: Yes, but she isn't a Kage (yet).

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Sakura count as a red head? o.O

NO! She's a pink haired punk. uhuh

The only think Sakura was good for was being wank material, pre-time skip, for the loli masturbators.

Now, she's just an archetypical plot device.

Does fantasy Naruto count?....that had red hair 😐

Sasori?

Less of a plot device than Hinata at least. :3

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Less of a plot device than Hinata at least. :3

I...

I uh....

weep

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
So....who seems like the weakest Kage introduced in the series?

Hm.... while the Third was uber while young, by the time of his death he was pretty weak.

What little we know of second Raikage didn't impress me.

2nd Kazekage and 3rd Mizukage are, of course, total unknowns, and all we know about all non-Hashirama 1sts is that they founded their villages.

Tsunade's the only support-oriented Kage.

Minor comment: From her planning, we learned the 'Quick Beheading Dance' (the forest-cutting-down jutsu) is still Temari's best attack. We also learned she can do it multiple times in quick succession now.

What if chicken pot pie?

Meaning, what if she just learned how to become more efficient with it due to better chakra control?

Remember Kakashi making the comparison about the number of clones each of the team 6 gennin could make? Like, Naruto could do one, Sasuke 2, and Sakura 3...with the same chakra or something or another. I don't remember that example, specifically, but...basically, Kakashi gave us a really good reason to see why uber chakra control can make a giant difference.

It was Ebisu that made that distinction. Sakura could make clones perfectly, Sasuke a little less, and Naruto couldn't really do it without draining himself immensely.

That said, I'd pick Tsunade over some other Kage. Like Gaara's dear old daddy. Maybe A too though that is much closer.

I'd think a combination of more control and more chakra- it's a nice improvement whatever the reason.

The Ebisu Scene.

In the anime, it was only Ebisu. Now I see Kakashi was there too.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Less of a plot device than Hinata at least. :3

Don't make me Kill you 🙄

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Don't make me Kill you 🙄

That is probably what all her opponents thought. All two of 'em. :3

Yay!

Spoiler:
Mizukage is exactly what I thought he'd be like. Well, minus the oil stuff. This guy would wreck Konan for sure though. vin

Anyway, nice. Mizukage will probably end up killing Onoki.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Proof?

Where is your proof?

There's no proof.

And wood jutsu is great and all...but that's not quite enough to put him down as the teh strongeeohest.

Basically the fight against Hiruzen, except without someone who barely did anything aiding him, and against a number of people all weaker than the weakest named Jounin we've seen.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Let's compare how they both did against Madara:

Hashirama got some of his flesh stolen by Madara and Madara went into that fight doing exactly what he set out to accomplish.

He set out to get the Kyuubi from Konoha but Minato beat Madara.

Also, "Fraction" is a bit misleading. 99999999/100000000 is a fractional value.

Results:

Minato: 1
Hashirama: 0

So what did we learn? Madara has only had one fight on screen that he lost and that was against Minato.

Now, you can say that Madara is a shell of his former self, and I agree. But to what extent, we do not know.

You conveniently left out Hashirama wounding him to the point where the rest of the world thought he died, and he needed to go into the shadows and start plotting from there.

Also, it is lulzy that you would use such an avenue (Minato stopping his plans) to justify their respective strength when they both faced a Madara at differing levels of strength. Keep it up. 👆

Kay. 'Empty Shell' of his former self.

Enough that he wants to attain the Juubi's power to restore himself to his original levels and then use that power to control the whole world, which you pretty much agreed to in another thread. doped

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what I thought: no proof. 🙂

Not on-screen proof of him actually doing it, but enough proof to know what would happen if he did use multiple Bijuu against something. 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon
Just like Hashirama, you're mad that you couldn't land the second hottest fire-crotch in that universe.

Neither could Minato. He landed the 5th hottest fire-crotch instead. Hashirama landed the 3rd hottest crotch after stealing her away from Madara, while Hashirama himself has the hottest fire-crotch. awesome

Originally posted by NemeBro
Who is the hottest?

Woman: Mei. No contest.

Man: Sasuke, in-universe. It's telling that everyone from A to Zetsu wants to get in his pants.