The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by EvilAngel1,600 pages

=D Om nom nom =3

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Quality not quantity my dear boy.

I figure watching me flirt and fail at it would be entertaining. So sue me. 😛

1. You called me dear boy.
2. Are you saying that mine and Q99's arguments are quality?
3. It's not very hard to get with an attractive lady (her being willing...pervs). Here's the formula: nice bod, nice job, and can hold a decent conversation.

Men don't need pretty faces as much as women do to attract a mate. A Study showed that a 4 (below average) was sometimes bumped all the way up to a 9 if he made $300,000 a year. 😐

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Aura flirts with everyone. Something about potential love interests or something I think.

uhuh

Originally posted by EvilAngel
And something Q99 said made me a sad panda D=

I hope they don't resurrect Kushina =( That would be beyond playing dirty!

That would be quite sh*tty. I don't want that. BUT...that could be the tool used to pissssss Naruto off.

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Though we have no real feats for her at the moment, aside from restraining the nine tails with chakra chains.

And catching the Kyuubi's claw with her bare hands and stopping it...while having almost 0 chakra shortly after the Kyuubi was ripped out of her body..

And creating a barrier that not even Hiruzen could bust through. Same barrier was designd to keep the Kyuubi in (full powered, to be exact) for at least a bit.

And staying alive after the Kyuubi was ripped out of her (not supposed to happen).

Unlike Konan, she displayed 3 different but very strong abilities which is why can say, "yeah, okay, Kushina is probably a high A, at least, without the Kyuubi".

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. You called me dear boy.
2. Are you saying that mine and Q99's arguments are quality?
3. It's not very hard to get with an attractive lady (her being willing...pervs). Here's the formula: nice bod, nice job, and can hold a decent conversation.

Men don't need pretty faces as much as women do to attract a mate. A Study showed that a 4 (below average) was sometimes bumped all the way up to a 9 if he made $300,000 a year. 😐

1. Si.
2. I'm saying they are very annoying in quality. Bad quality.
3. That takes the fail part out of the equation, which is the most entertaining part. 😮

Originally posted by EvilAngel
=D Om nom nom =3

I applied this post to my nuts rather than my sig and avy. uhuh

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
1. Si.
2. I'm saying they are very annoying in quality. Bad quality.
3. That takes the fail part out of the equation, which is the most entertaining part. 😮

1. I am a MAN! I shave n'shit! 😠
2. I thought they were quality and lacked quantity. 😄
3. Nah. I think it's easy to play the "games". Another thing that works is being able to dance really well. Go do a dance club..dress decently...but dance well. Be friendly but not goofy. You most likely will be able to get "laid" every single weekend. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
I applied this post to my nuts rather than my sig and avy. uhuh

1. I am a MAN! I shave n'shit! 😠
2. I thought they were quality and lacked quantity. 😄
3. Nah. I think it's easy to play the "games". Another thing that works is being able to dance really well. Go do a dance club..dress decently...but dance well. Be friendly but not goofy. You most likely will be able to get "laid" every single weekend. 😐

I think she was talking about the bamboo.

1. Cool.
2. Nah. Too big to conceivably lack in quantity. And too lame to be good quality.
3. 😆 Dance club. We come from two different worlds you can I.
Not that I actually really care about gettin laid.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I think she was talking about the bamboo.

1. Cool.
2. Nah. Too big to conceivably lack in quantity. And too lame to be good quality.
3. 😆 Dance club. We come from two different worlds you can I.
Not that I actually really care about gettin laid.

0. I don't care. My nuts.

2. I disagree. You and I have had more arguments than Q99 and I in both volume and lower quality.

3. Get up off your fatass and do something. Yes, dance. And, yes, getting laid was pretty much your point. No lying. Look up Sam B. I bet you he got laid.

Originally posted by dadudemon
2. I disagree. You and I have had more arguments than Q99 and I in both volume and lower quality.

Get up off your fatass and do something. Yes, dance. And, yes, getting laid was pretty much your point. No lying. Look up Sam B. I bet you he got laid.

Of course. But usually when those happen, Q99 comes in to assist me. And vice versa. Usually. Does not really change the quality.

I'm not really fat. There aren't really any dance clubs nearby. And not really. I flirt because I find it entertaining. 😮

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I'm not really fat. There aren't really any dance clubs nearby. And not really. I flirt because I find it entertaining. 😮

It's a figure of speech. I don't honestly do know your fatness.

But no distance is too far when your genitals are directing you.

It's too far when I have to waste so much gas to actually get to one.

Not that I know where any are.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
It's too far when I have to waste so much gas to actually get to one.

Not that I know where any are.

That seems like a bad excuse.

Don't you have a job?

Not really.

Nope. But even if I did, I wouldn't use the money for something as pointless as that. 😮

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Not really.

Nope. But even if I did, I wouldn't use the money for something as pointless as that. 😮

As pointless as...your very much expressed desire to get it on with a lady? I'm confused. You want to get laid but you don't. Clubs are not your only option, though. They are just almost guaranteed options if you know what you're doing.

Dude...bewbz are the bomb. You're missing out. Get some bewbz, man. BEEEEEWWBWBWBSBKSDZ!

Physically, of course I want to have sex. Don't we all?

Mentally though, I'm not really interested in it. ^^

Originally posted by Q99
While Zabuza is highly skilled, the powers and jutsu of the other S+s we have just seem... stronger. I think I jumped the gun in pushing him to be raised.

Shukaku does have his sand for defense, and seems to be made from sand himself, so that'd cover sand armor and all that.

Isn't he A+?...Never mind, you made a typo.
Anyway, I think he's roughly on the same level as someone like Asuma or Kabuto. He was definitely weaker than Part 1 Kakashi, but Part 1 Kakashi is one of the top A+ ninjas.

Shukaku does not use Sand for defense. And we can't really tell what he's made of (though it seems to be Sand), since the only time we saw Shukaku was when it was using a Sand construct. Other Bijuu seem to be flesh.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
How did he get it?

Tangent:Ha.

I think that evolved into his crossbow.
I did not know what I was full of.
Cause he went underground. :3

Edit: Damn it DP. We always do this. Make topics that fluctuate in size and keep it going for a week until the new chapter starts, where upon we start the cycle all over again.

It won't kill you to look.

Kushina gave it.

I'm not under an illusion.

How would a sword become a crossbow shield?
Nah. He tanked it.

Edit: Cycle of trolling. I can stop.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Physically, of course I want to have sex. Don't we all?

Mentally though, I'm not really interested in it. ^^

That creates a divide that simply does not exist. They are both physical and mental.

So now what?

Originally posted by dadudemon
That creates a divide that simply does not exist. They are both physical and mental.

So now what?

In the sense that I mentally decide what I physically do and I physically has to shoot lightning from my brain in order to think. But the two are quite able to be divided.

Drop it?

Originally posted by dadudemon
As pointless as...your very much expressed desire to get it on with a lady? I'm confused. You want to get laid but you don't. Clubs are not your only option, though. They are just almost guaranteed options if you know what you're doing.

I lol'd

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Isn't he A+?...Never mind, you made a typo.
Anyway, I think he's roughly on the same level as someone like Asuma or Kabuto. He was definitely weaker than Part 1 Kakashi, but Part 1 Kakashi is one of the top A+ ninjas.

Ok, fair enough.


Shukaku does not use Sand for defense.

He could if he wanted at the least.

And we can't really tell what he's made of (though it seems to be Sand), since the only time we saw Shukaku was when it was using a Sand construct. Other Bijuu seem to be flesh.

8-tails is flesh, but 9's covered in chakra and 2 seems to be fire.

Originally posted by Q99
Ok, fair enough.

So Zabuza is staying where he is?

Originally posted by Q99
He could if he wanted at the least.

Yeah, I know. But he still would more or less use it for offense.

Originally posted by Q99
8-tails is flesh, but 9's covered in chakra and 2 seems to be fire.

9 Tails is also flesh. It has bones, muscles, ligaments, etc.

Yeah, two does seem to be made of Fire. Oddly enough, the Fire doesn't seem to burn anything though.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
So Zabuza is staying where he is?

I think so. Though... while Zabuza's somewhat similar to Asuma, I think I'd put Asuma above him as well...