The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by TheAuraAngel1,600 pages

He can kill Kisame, can genjutsu Zetsu really fast and kill him.

Or hell, let them come. He just killed Kisame, one of the Akatsuki's finest. If they send Nagato to deal with him, there might be problems. If they send any other pair, Itachi has a good shot of taking 1 or even 2 of them down.

Numbers are then reduced to 6. Yay, Itachi dies for the good of the ninja world and Sasuke will have no reason to hate Konoha.

Not before Kisame can get a message out imo. Or before he can get away. Kisame is hardly crap. And would genjutsu even work on Zetsu?

Again, Itachi isn't that good. He gets overwanked alot. Plus I suspect Tobi isn't dumb enough to send outmatched opponents against him. He'd kill Itachi himself.

Nagato's really the only one in Akatsuki (aside from Tobi/Kishi himself) who could stop Itachi in a straight fight, but I doubt Itachi is stupid enough to engage in straight fights with any Akatsuki member without some sort of prep.

If Itachi did go rogue and wanted to take them down, I doubt he could, because of Tobi. Orochimaru's inability to hunt them down even though he owned a country makes me think Itachi wouldn't be able to do so either.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You mean like the pain bodies tried to bat it away but got cut in half? You mean that? 🙂

Or...you mean like those big-*ss mountain plant thingies that Naruto cut the tops off of...you mean the water would bat THAT RS away? You mean that? 🙂

The only thing the RS cannot cut...thus far...is a Shinra Tensei. And it probably could not cut the cheese, either.

Suigetsu >>>> Hill-sized structures >= Pain bodies.

That's all that needs to be said. excellent

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not before Kisame can get a message out imo. Or before he can get away. Kisame is hardly crap. And would genjutsu even work on Zetsu?

Again, Itachi isn't that good. He gets overwanked alot. Plus I suspect Tobi isn't dumb enough to send outmatched opponents against him. He'd kill Itachi himself.

Kisame would not be expecting it. Or rather, Itachi is too good with genjutsu that he wouldn't expect it. Ninja and all that. And probably.

Indeed, wanked he is. But he is unquestionably the 2nd or 3rd Strongest Akatsuki(depending on how one would rank Tobi). Which I was under the impression Tobi was simply nonexistent in this scenario. Tobi wanted the war to occur. This scenario launches a war before Tobi would really like to have one.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Suigetsu >>>> Hill-sized structures >= Pain bodies.

That's all that needs to be said. excellent

In durability? Nah. Suigetsu is very...not durable. Remember what happened to his arms when he took the punch from not even level 2 amped Raikage? Member dat? 313

Rasenshuriken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Raikage's Punches...and not even the grape punch, either.

Edit your post Dadouche. >_>

:3

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Kisame would not be expecting it. Or rather, Itachi is too good with genjutsu that he wouldn't expect it. Ninja and all that. And probably.

Indeed, wanked he is. But he is unquestionably the 2nd or 3rd Strongest Akatsuki(depending on how one would rank Tobi). Which I was under the impression Tobi was simply nonexistent in this scenario. Tobi wanted the war to occur. This scenario launches a war before Tobi would really like to have one.


Every single major Naruto ninja is wanked. 😬

Wasn't it killermover that wanked Hinata in that fight against Sakura? That was lulzy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
In durability? Nah. Suigetsu is very...not durable. Remember what happened to his arms when he took the punch from not even level 2 amped Raikage? Member dat? 313

Rasenshuriken >(^30)
Raikage's Punches...and not even the grape punch, either.

Yah mon. Suigetsu is very very durable against non-lightning shit. Remember what happened to the Valley when Hachibi used a Bijuu Blast? Remember what happened to Suigetsu? Member dat? super13

Bijuu Blast >(^300) Rasenshuriken...and Suigetsu had his back turned too.

EDIT: F*** that page stretching. sneer

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Every single major Naruto ninja is wanked. 😬

Wasn't it killermover that wanked Hinata in that fight against Sakura? That was lulzy.

Quite. I think Pain is the most wanked personally but that's just me.

Indeed. "Anime-only feats" my ass.

Granted, I've looked up info on the fight with the Luffy knock off. She lost! XD

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yah mon. Suigetsu is very very durable against non-lightning shit. Remember what happened to the Valley when Hachibi used a Bijuu Blast? Remember what happened to Suigetsu? Member dat? super13

Bijuu Blast >(^300) Rasenshuriken...and Suigetsu had his back turned too.

You mean where Suigetsu was almost completely vaporized into Vicks Vapo Rub by the biju blast? Dat one? 131 313 and almost lost. Suigetsu had to amp by using a lake to spread the blast out over his body. That's how weak he is. uhuh

Naruto routinely tanks biju blasts. ✅ It's only natural that Naruto's most powahfull attack would destroy everyone like AIDS.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
EDIT: F*** that page stretching. sneer

Trollololololol!

Yeah, it's annoying. I hate it. 😠 Wish I would not have done that.

Clearly we have to spam-post to the next page.

Sasuke is clearly better than Naruto. Both as a fighter and as a character.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Kisame would not be expecting it. Or rather, Itachi is too good with genjutsu that he wouldn't expect it. Ninja and all that. And probably.

Indeed, wanked he is. But he is unquestionably the 2nd or 3rd Strongest Akatsuki(depending on how one would rank Tobi). Which I was under the impression Tobi was simply nonexistent in this scenario. Tobi wanted the war to occur. This scenario launches a war before Tobi would really like to have one.

Kisame isn't stupid. If Itachi was planning on killing him he'd probably know. Nah, the best way to get out of genjutsu is to have someone shake you out of it, and Zetsu always has a buddy to do just that literally attached to him. Genjutsu isn't the way to go.

Yes he is, but that doesn't mean he can defeat 2 other members at a time. He's no Madara. And I don't see why this scenario would eliminate Tobi. If anything Tobi would react the first. Itachi is one of the few to know who he is (or at least to think he's Madara). He'd need to shut him up quickly.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Sasuke is clearly better than Naruto. Both as a fighter and as a character.

Nope, you are so utterly wrong it makes me laugh.

Lol. 😐

Srsly though Sasuke sucks ass.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Kisame isn't stupid. If Itachi was planning on killing him he'd probably know. Nah, the best way to get out of genjutsu is to have someone shake you out of it, and Zetsu always has a buddy to do just that literally attached to him. Genjutsu isn't the way to go.

Yes he is, but that doesn't mean he can defeat 2 other members at a time. He's no Madara. And I don't see why this scenario would eliminate Tobi. If anything Tobi would react the first. Itachi is one of the few to know who he is (or at least to think he's Madara). He'd need to shut him up quickly.

Neither were the Uchiha. Or Kakashi. Did not change a thing. He'll get two at once then.

Tobi does not move in the open so easily. Definitely not his thing.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nope, you are so utterly wrong it makes me laugh.

Lol. 😐

Srsly though Sasuke sucks ass.

Nah man.

Unless you want to give reasons? :3

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Quite. I think Pain is the most wanked personally but that's just me.

Indeed. "Anime-only feats" my ass.

Granted, I've looked up info on the fight with the Luffy knock off. She lost! XD

Pain and Minato IMO. Sasuke & Naruto tend to be up there too. Mito's getting there though. vin

That was luzly BS. It was worse than his 'Kishi hates Sasuke so much' bit.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You mean where Suigetsu was almost completely vaporized into Vicks Vapo Rub by the biju blast? Dat one? 131 313 and almost lost. Suigetsu had to amp by using a lake to spread the blast out over his body. That's how weak he is. uhuh

Naruto routinely tanks biju blasts. ✅ It's only natural that Naruto's most powahfull attack would destroy everyone like AIDS.

Nah, I mean the one where mountains were vaporized into Vicks Vapo Rub, while Suigetsu was out-cold only because he had his back turned. Dat one. 313
Suigetsu used some water from a lake to knock the Hachibi back onto his ass. That's how awesome he is sneer

He tanks Bijuu blasts in his wet dreams. In the real Naruto world, he cries when hit by one of Raikage's orgasm strikes, unlike Suigetsu, who shakes them off like a BAMF. awesome

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nope, you are so utterly wrong it makes me laugh.

Lol. 😐

Srsly though Sasuke sucks ass.

Nah, he's right for the most part. Naruto is a bigger douche at the moment. Though as far as fighting goes, he's better than Kage Summit ROIDRAGE Sasuke, but worse than a Sasuke in control over his emotions.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Pain and Minato IMO. Sasuke & Naruto tend to be up there too. Mito's getting there though. vin

That was luzly BS. It was worse than his 'Kishi hates Sasuke so much' bit.

DP, you little rascal you.

Which surprised me. I've only ever heard of Kishi loving Sasuke.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Neither were the Uchiha. Or Kakashi. Did not change a thing. He'll get two at once then.

Tobi does not move in the open so easily. Definitely not his thing.

I don't know what you are referring to here.

Who says Tobi's going to confront him in a populated area? You're the one who said Itach would be ninjaing it up.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Nah man.

Unless you want to give reasons? :3

He's an utterly insane prick who screams self-indulgent rants and zigzags between being an emotionless tool who leaves the front of his shirt open and a whiney enraged infant. He has absolutely no redeeming characteristics whatsoever beyond you finding him to be funny. Furthermore all the utter tripe Kishi writes about how 'deep' and 'brotherly' he and Naruto's relationship is infuriating, as are the retarded chapters done over and over again of these contrived times he and Naruto met as children. They had a better kinship when we saw their bond grow as they learnt to respect each other in the early manga, but now we learn that apparantly they always had some special connection and it just feels cheap. And gay. Really homosexual.

Plus the story bends over backwards to justify him still being in it. He should have died in the Kage Summit. He takes up way too much of the story so that even when he isn't in it he is via the aforementioned flashbacks.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Nah, he's right for the most part. Naruto is a bigger douche at the moment. Though as far as fighting goes, he's better than Kage Summit ROIDRAGE Sasuke, but worse than a Sasuke in control over his emotions.

Naruto isn't a bigger douche right now. He's overly idealistic and a little preachy but he's always been like that. He's still compassionate and likable, its just that he's kind of wearing in us at the moment due to a somewhat spotty portrayal of him being whiney and introspective but also idealistic and childish. But he still has good qualities.

Unlike Sasuke.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I don't know what you are referring to here.

Who says Tobi's going to confront him in a populated area? You're the one who said Itach would be ninjaing it up.

Itachi beat up both of them, regardless of intelligence. And Orochimaru.

The part about fighting Itachi isn't what is out of character for Tobi. The part about launching a war with 8 guys on his side is.

Originally posted by Nephthys
He's an utterly insane prick who screams self-indulgent rants and zigzags between being an emotionless tool who leaves the front of his shirt open and a whiney enraged infant. He has absolutely no redeeming characteristics whatsoever beyond you finding him to be funny. Furthermore all the utter tripe Kishi writes about how 'deep' and 'brotherly' he and Naruto's relationship is infuriating, as are the retarded chapters done over and over again of these contrived times he and Naruto met as children. They had a better kinship when we saw their bond grow as they learnt to respect each other in the early manga, but now we learn that apparantly they always had some special connection and it just feels cheap. And gay. Really homosexual.

Plus the story bends over backwards to justify him still being in it. He should have died in the Kage Summit. He takes up way too much of the story so that even when he isn't in it he is via the aforementioned flashbacks.

Insane? Why yes. Can't imagine who would be sane after all that. Sasuke really isn't whining. Yes he is funny. The bond between him and Naruto is quite nicely developed in my humble opinion. And what Kishi introduced recently with flashbacks was fetus Naruto meeting baby Sasuke and them meeting as kids. The former was merely a cameo at best and the latter had a purpose. And so what if he is gay? vin

Except it really doesn't have to. He is Tobi's weapon for whatever he is planning. His importance is what justifies his screen time.

And that last one wasn't even me. uhuh

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Itachi beat up both of them, regardless of intelligence. And Orochimaru.

The part about fighting Itachi isn't what is out of character for Tobi. The part about launching a war with 8 guys on his side is.

Itachi had help fighting the Uchiha. And I don't see your point. I didn't say that Kisame would overcome him by virtue of his mighty intellect, just that he'd probably work out that Itachi was going to attack him.

Huh? How is Tobi launching a war by attacking Itachi? Plus, he was going to launch a war with only 2 guys on his side before Kabuto showed up. He still has the Zetsu army.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Insane? Why yes. Can't imagine who would be sane after all that.

I never said he wasn't justifiably insane. Merely that he is irratatingly so.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Sasuke really isn't whining.

Yes he is. He's practically Pain 2.0.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Yes he is funny.

He asks Naruto why he's obsessed with him. Real knee-slapper right there. 😐

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
The bond between him and Naruto is quite nicely developed in my humble opinion.

Well you're wrong. Its about as subtle as a brick to the face. We knew that Naruto considered him a brother about 8 ****ing years ago. We don't need Kishi to continually say the same goddamn thing about their relationship over and over to get it.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
And what Kishi introduced recently with flashbacks was fetus Naruto meeting baby Sasuke and them meeting as kids. The former was merely a cameo at best and the latter had a purpose. And so what if he is gay? vin

There are other flashbacks about them squabbling in Ninja academy and then they turn away and grin to themselves because they have this secret connection and they recognise a kindred-FVCK THIS SHIT!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Except it really doesn't have to. He is Tobi's weapon for whatever he is planning. His importance is what justifies his screen time.

Haha, no. If his only point in the story was as Tobi's weapon then Jesus Christ is that a waste of panel-time. Sasuke is the second main character and gets about as much coverage as Naruto does, with entire arcs focusing on him.