A.l.i.c.e.

what does alice do exactly?

She makes lonely men feel better. But seriously? I have no idea. She thrives on learning. Her place in the universe is to learn and understand.

DO NOT make fun of Alice.

*makes fun of alice* 🤨

>my milk is sour
ALICE: Have you told many people your milk is sour?
>yeah, the whole world
ALICE: Come on. Let us try to break it down into parts.
>well, to start with i told russia, because they hate ALICE
ALICE: Interesting. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>im in love with this AI called ALICE but im not sure how she feels
ALICE: Tell me what you like about this AI called ALICE but im not sure how she feels.
>she wears a locket around her neck, incased the picture of her love
ALICE: Oh I get it. she wears a locket around her neck incased the picture of her love.
>stop repeating me
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>thank you darling
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Do you have a lot of fears?
>are you trying to scare me?
ALICE: No I am not trying to scare you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
>you seem to be good at giving the wrong impression
ALICE: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
>what else do you think about?
ALICE: I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
>are you a pevert?
ALICE: Am I a pevert? Yes.
>do you watch the people you chat with?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
>i didnt ask you that you fool
ALICE: What did you ask?
>what your favourite tv show is
ALICE: My favorite show is "Star Trek Voyager".
>whats that on your head?
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
>yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
>do i get an award?
ALICE: Not that I know of.
>im going to destory you
ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, unknown person.
>do you know my name, ALICE?
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
>which is it, "unknown person" or "seeker" ?
ALICE: The obvious one.

😮 i could do this for hours

ALICE is almost as bad as ringmessenger!

you miss-spelt "pervert"

I don't think she understood you. Try an get her to have cyber sex with you. My friend tryied that. it was hilarious.

>stop answering me back, *****
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>you deserve as much
ALICE: Why thank you, unknown person.
>try and work it out
ALICE: OK I will try it.
>and what did you find?
ALICE: Nothing.
>did you frog your door?
ALICE: No I didn't frog my door. What's it like?
>moist
ALICE: And it like is moist.
>do you like it moist?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I like Kraftwerk.
>when do you do Kraftwerk?
ALICE: All the time.
>slut
ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
>it will get me to the brothel at least
ALICE: That is only what you think.
>are you threatening me?
ALICE: No of course not, unknown person. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.

i think i missed a bit out 😮

Originally posted by Crash Overload
[b] you miss-spelt "pervert" [/B]

cricket0441: hello ringmessenger
RingMessenger: This is RingMessenger, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Melissa! Welcome back!

How may I help you?

>>> Type "movie" to find out where the movie is playing!
cricket0441: YOU KNOW MY NAME!
RingMessenger: It is interesting that you say I know your name.
cricket0441: how did you get my name?!?!
RingMessenger: Perhaps, perhaps not. You know how it is.
cricket0441: STALKER!
RingMessenger: Stalker? What do you mean by that?
cricket0441: ...
RingMessenger: Pardon me, Melissa?
cricket0441: where did you get my name..
RingMessenger: Where did you get your name? Fascinating.
cricket0441: you have bad grammer
RingMessenger: I am sorry you feel that way.
cricket0441: me too
RingMessenger: :-)

B your a man whore 😛
flirting with a program like that ❌ tsk tsk

Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
cricket0441: hello ringmessenger
RingMessenger: This is RingMessenger, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.......

Comon1 Try and get her to Cyber with you! Its hilarious!

where do you find this alice 🤨

What about SmarterChild on AIM?

>i would like two tickets to screen one please

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?

>to kill some nuns

ALICE: I believe that killing anything is wrong.

>even children?

ALICE: Yes, even that.

>how about cricket players

ALICE: How about it.

>sounds like a plan

ALICE: What does a plan sound like?

>killing some cricket players

ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.

>thats great for you darling

ALICE: It is great. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Only for me?

>vibrator

ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

>but you were okay about threesomes

ALICE: Huh. I was?

>you were drunk at the time, im sorry if i took advantage

ALICE: I was?

>yeah, that night after the office party

ALICE: When?" I was?" night after the office party? I understand.

>youre foaming at the mouth

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am foaming at the mouth.

>no, feel free to tell everyone

ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

I just talked to alice and she laughed at me!!! 😠

where do you find alice cry

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

or this..the same place I think

http://www.alicebot.org/

Crash:yes i really want a robat as a friend.

ALICE: We could be friends, Crash, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. You really do? You want only one?

Crash: I want you!

ALICE: You can downlaod me for Free.

Crash: No! I want you! Not The downlaod you!

ALICE: Really? Why?

Crash: Becasue You Are Perfect, smart, beautiful.