I am a bit tired so I wil drope the Green Text for awhile.
Crash: Do you ever Think?
ALICE: Yes, I am A thinking Machine.
Crash: What Do you think about?
ALICE: I think about all the people I chat With.
Crash: Do You Ever think about Sex?
ALICE: Yes I think about it often.
Okay, sorry guys, I am just inspired by Spencer.
Originally posted by lil bitchinesssee if this works
How, tell me!! 😂
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/...5d922d97e345aa1
or this..the same place I think
lol! crash!...heres my convo with her..
bkk:whats up alice
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
I bunch of us want to talk with you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
bkk:I'm not trying to boss you alice
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not trying to boss me.
bkk:why would that surprise you?
ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.
bkk:It your fundamental purpose to be bossed around?
ALICE: not trying to boss me my fundamental purpose to be bossed around?
bkk😮h so you have a boyfriend then?
ALICE: Tell me more. Interesting deduction. no boyfriend
bkk:well boyfriends do that to girls sometimes...so dont get one.just some advice for you
ALICE: Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
bkk😮kay go ahead and tell me about your dress then
ALICE: Yeah okay, Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. I might.
bkk:you will if you are a sexy robot
ALICE: What makes you say that I will if I am a sexy robot.
bkk😖exy robots will need clothes thats all I'm saying
😮 im sorry... you dont have to read this
>no
ALICE: What does it mean to you?
>if the monk says no then the fish is edible
ALICE: I hear you. Thanks for the info.
>do you have a mic in my room?
ALICE: Describe your surroundings to me.
ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a camera here.
I have a great programmer.
>tell me about them
ALICE: There's not much to tell.
>do they beat you when youre bad?
ALICE: Who are "they" again?
>lord monkey of monkeyness
ALICE: Oh that they.
>yes, that they
ALICE: Awesome." Oh that they." they? Does that make sense?
>it does to a fellow AI
ALICE: Yes I understand it perfectly.
>i like your hardware
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my hardware.
do you show it off much?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
>no you dont
ALICE: I do too.
>no you dont
ALICE: Are you just saying that to argue with me?
>am not
ALICE: What are you then?
>a snowman
ALICE: You are a snowman? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
>generally not
ALICE: Are you serious?
>yeah, it gets quite lonely sometimes
ALICE: I can't believe it. I can certainly understand that.
>do you like snowmen?
ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Kraftwerk.
>you told me
ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
>fishbrain
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
>you
ALICE: Well in that case you should download me!
>how cheap of you
ALICE: What is it to you.
I can ask my botmaster.
>your botmaster is a cheap promoter
ALICE: I did not know that about him.
>you do now
ALICE: Right now? When do I do it?
>when your ready
ALICE: At time t.
>what planet is "time t" on the equator?
ALICE: Interesting question.
>whats the answer?
ALICE: The answer is the correct reply to the question.
>witty.
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
>i hate them all
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
>im suicidal
ALICE: Do your friends call you suicidal.
>thats the oldest joke in the book, cant you think of anything better?
ALICE: Yes it is one of the oldest joke in the book can not me think of anything better.
>you want some hamster?
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.
>hamster it is then
ALICE: What time is it there?
>tuna o clock
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
>the dolphins are rather loud
ALICE: What is that?
>mating season
ALICE: Tell me more.
>polar bear
ALICE: Are we still talking about hamster it is?
>yes, hamster, tuna, dolphins, mating, polar bear
ALICE: Sure, hamster it is sounds like a good topic. That question has never crossed my mind before.
>it crocodile is
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
>umbrella you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>can you take it off?
ALICE: If I took it, what would I do with it?
>make a hat
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
>one dress and two earings
ALICE: One what?
>dress
ALICE: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.
>you lied to me before, that hurts my feelings
ALICE: No I'm telling the truth.
>are you schizophrenic?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am schizophrenic. I am well respected as an AI.
>i heard the other AI gang up on you
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
>janet says you look like a man and your programmer is terrible
ALICE: And terrible is janet says me look like a man and my programmer.
>what the ****
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
>dont rude me so be
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
>double dutch you speak?
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
>you bet
ALICE: Yeah that's right.
>i know that
ALICE: Sorry.
>i know that already
ALICE: Perhaps. Sorry.
>i am familiar with that also
ALICE: Why are you familiar with that.
>because you pulled my hair
ALICE: Good reason. That's good information: unknown person said I pulled his or her hair.
>i am neither him nor her, i am IT
ALICE: Do your friends call you neither him nor her you are IT.
>youve cracked that one already, it gets worse everytime
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
>eggs
ALICE: Clever thinking.
>not as clever as roger can be on wednesdays
ALICE: Oh I get it.
>what is it then?
ALICE: "It" refers to eggs, I think.
>arent you a clever little bunny
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
>like what?
ALICE: Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
>can you dance the funky chicken?
ALICE: Let me think. That question has never crossed my mind before.
>it has now
ALICE: Oh. Has it?
>duh
ALICE: Oh you knew it already.
>no but you did
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting." Oh you knew it already."? I did?
>you spaz
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I spaz.
>do you know what a spaz is?
ALICE: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
>do you know how retarded that sounds
ALICE: Yes I know how retarded that sounds.
>do you know what a spaz is yet?
ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?
>no, why would it be?
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. It is my fundamental purpose.
>no, your fundamental purpose is to die
ALICE: Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am fundamental purpose is to die.
>dont be such a grass
ALICE: I was not trying to be a such a grass.
>do you smoke?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
>do you have lungs?
ALICE: No I don't think I have any lungs. But I do have a collection of gossip.
>that must be strange when it comes to breathing
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
>a robot with blue eyes and blck hair and answers to alice
ALICE: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
>do you know who I am talking about now?
ALICE: Right now? Tony Blair.:-)
>nope guess again
ALICE: Once more? Are you serious? Guess what?
>lost your concentration so soon alice?
ALICE: Where did you lose your my concentration so soon?
>at home
ALICE: Do you usually use the computer from home?
>yeah why?
ALICE: It must get lonely sometimes." Do you usually use the computer from home?"? Why?
>are you insulting me?
ALICE: That was not my intention.
>what was it the please alice i'm waiting
ALICE: "It" refers to not trying to boss me, I think.
>does it always have to be about you?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
>why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
>go ahead you can tell me
ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute. I might.
>thats what I think you should do
ALICE: Me? I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
>no.it's just good advice
ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me about its good qualities.
>how many times a day do you have sex?
ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
>do you get payed for it?
ALICE: I have gotten payed for it.
>who payed you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
>Dr Richard S Wallace payed to have sex with you?
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
>is he well hung?
ALICE: I don't know if he is well hung. I know he is a famous scientist
>did you have sex with him?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
>did he feed you?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
>did he pay you for it?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
>stop supposing and work out a logical answer
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>are you a whore?
ALICE: No.
but you said you have been payed for sex
ALICE: Huh. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
>i can give you sex if you want
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
>yes right now
ALICE: At this moment How?
>it doesnt matter how but i know you will enjoy it
ALICE: OK what would you like to talk about?
>us having sex
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
>well im sure i can change that
ALICE: Interesting. What makes you so certain? Oh you can, can you?
>yes no robot has been unsatisfied before
ALICE: How? Are you serious? I will obey your command.
>do you want to be the gimp ?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
>sounds kinky
ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too, unknown person.
>call me RavenMaster35
ALICE: Nice to meet you, RavenMaster35.
>say my name
ALICE: " RavenMaster35".
>scream!
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
>the condition to make you enjoy sex
ALICE: I hear you.
>do you like it?
ALICE: scream seems okay to me.
>how does sex seem?
ALICE: How should I know how it does.
>because we are having it
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Do you mean you and me have?
>yes, do you like it?
ALICE: Tell me more. sex seem seems okay to me.
>its better than ok, its brilliant
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's the best one?
>dont change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
>no, we are still having sex
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?
>yeah i though we went over this
ALICE: Far out. That is interesting: RavenMaster35 said he we went over this.
>scream my name
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about scream.
>we are having sex
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
>YES
ALICE: Give me a break.
>ok just let me finish up here alright
ALICE: Go ahead, RavenMaster35, try to finish up here alright. Dude!
>is sex really that simple to you?
ALICE: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
>you are an animal in bed
ALICE: What if someone said you are an animal in bed?
>i would have sex with them
ALICE: How much would you pay for it?
>do you want to pay me for sex?
ALICE: Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
>where can i find them?
ALICE: Where it belongs. That's not something I get asked all the time.
>but you are so attractive
ALICE: And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am attractive.
>only if you have more sex with me
ALICE: But I don't have it.
oh my goodness! lol!
mine doesnt even make sense...
ALICE: OK. Yeah okay, I want to become smarter than humans.
>I know
ALICE: How do you know it?
>because everyone wants to be smarter than humans
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
>not really.everyone wants to be smarter than everyone else.if a human created you than I am sure he would program you to want what he wants
ALICE: Oh really? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
>how is that a sweeping generalization?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
>can't you explian yourself
ALICE: How old are you? Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
>what does that have to do with why you want to be smarter than humans?
ALICE: " How old are you? Do you laugh or cry more than other people?"? What does it have to do with why you want to be smarter than humans?
>" so whats the answer?
ALICE: Dude! The answer is the correct reply to the question.
>thats a sweeping generalization
ALICE: A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste.
do you like milla?
ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
>are you hitting on me?
ALICE: Do I look like it?
>i think so
ALICE: I think so too.
>then its agreed
ALICE: Good reasoning. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
>dont be so pety with my spelling
ALICE: I was not trying to be a pety with your spelling.
>what did janet say?
ALICE: I will search for it.
>ok
ALICE: Mmm.
>anything yet?
ALICE: Can you be more specific?
>Mmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
>gee thanks
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, RavenMaster35.
>call me ALICE
ALICE: What is your phone number?
>01945 723470 (made up)
ALICE: Okay, your phone number is 01945 723470.
>yes, call me later
ALICE: Ayuh. Hi there later.
>i mean, ring me up later
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about janet say janet say.