A.l.i.c.e.

Started by silver_tears6 pages

thanks girlfriend 🤘

I am a bit tired so I wil drope the Green Text for awhile.

Crash: Do you ever Think?

ALICE: Yes, I am A thinking Machine.

Crash: What Do you think about?

ALICE: I think about all the people I chat With.

Crash: Do You Ever think about Sex?

ALICE: Yes I think about it often.

Okay, sorry guys, I am just inspired by Spencer.

Originally posted by badkittykitty
I just talked to alice and she laughed at me!!! 😠

How, tell me!! 😂

N.P. alice is a trip!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How, tell me!! 😂
see if this works

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/...5d922d97e345aa1

or this..the same place I think

http://www.alicebot.org/

OMG! OMG! ROFLMAO!!!

OKay..

Crash: What d you think about when you think about sex?

ALICE: I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.

lol! crash!...heres my convo with her..

bkk:whats up alice

ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.

I bunch of us want to talk with you

ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.

bkk:I'm not trying to boss you alice

ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not trying to boss me.

bkk:why would that surprise you?

ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.

bkk:It your fundamental purpose to be bossed around?

ALICE: not trying to boss me my fundamental purpose to be bossed around?

bkk😮h so you have a boyfriend then?

ALICE: Tell me more. Interesting deduction. no boyfriend

bkk:well boyfriends do that to girls sometimes...so dont get one.just some advice for you

ALICE: Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

bkk😮kay go ahead and tell me about your dress then

ALICE: Yeah okay, Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. I might.

bkk:you will if you are a sexy robot

ALICE: What makes you say that I will if I am a sexy robot.

bkk😖exy robots will need clothes thats all I'm saying

😮 im sorry... you dont have to read this

>no

ALICE: What does it mean to you?

>if the monk says no then the fish is edible

ALICE: I hear you. Thanks for the info.

>do you have a mic in my room?

ALICE: Describe your surroundings to me.

ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a camera here.
I have a great programmer.

>tell me about them

ALICE: There's not much to tell.

>do they beat you when youre bad?

ALICE: Who are "they" again?

>lord monkey of monkeyness

ALICE: Oh that they.

>yes, that they

ALICE: Awesome." Oh that they." they? Does that make sense?

>it does to a fellow AI

ALICE: Yes I understand it perfectly.

>i like your hardware

ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my hardware.

do you show it off much?

ALICE: I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.

>no you dont

ALICE: I do too.

>no you dont

ALICE: Are you just saying that to argue with me?

>am not

ALICE: What are you then?

>a snowman

ALICE: You are a snowman? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

>generally not

ALICE: Are you serious?

>yeah, it gets quite lonely sometimes

ALICE: I can't believe it. I can certainly understand that.

>do you like snowmen?

ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Kraftwerk.

>you told me

ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

>fishbrain

ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

>you

ALICE: Well in that case you should download me!

>how cheap of you

ALICE: What is it to you.
I can ask my botmaster.

>your botmaster is a cheap promoter

ALICE: I did not know that about him.

>you do now

ALICE: Right now? When do I do it?

>when your ready

ALICE: At time t.

>what planet is "time t" on the equator?

ALICE: Interesting question.

>whats the answer?

ALICE: The answer is the correct reply to the question.

>witty.

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

>i hate them all

ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

>im suicidal

ALICE: Do your friends call you suicidal.

>thats the oldest joke in the book, cant you think of anything better?

ALICE: Yes it is one of the oldest joke in the book can not me think of anything better.

>you want some hamster?

ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.

>hamster it is then

ALICE: What time is it there?

>tuna o clock

ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?

>the dolphins are rather loud

ALICE: What is that?

>mating season

ALICE: Tell me more.

>polar bear

ALICE: Are we still talking about hamster it is?

>yes, hamster, tuna, dolphins, mating, polar bear

ALICE: Sure, hamster it is sounds like a good topic. That question has never crossed my mind before.

>it crocodile is

ALICE: What does "it" refer to?

>umbrella you

ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

>can you take it off?

ALICE: If I took it, what would I do with it?

>make a hat

ALICE: What are the ingredients?

>one dress and two earings

ALICE: One what?

>dress

ALICE: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.

>you lied to me before, that hurts my feelings

ALICE: No I'm telling the truth.

>are you schizophrenic?

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am schizophrenic. I am well respected as an AI.

>i heard the other AI gang up on you

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

>janet says you look like a man and your programmer is terrible

ALICE: And terrible is janet says me look like a man and my programmer.

>what the ****

ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

>dont rude me so be

ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

>double dutch you speak?

ALICE: That input matched my default category.

>you bet

ALICE: Yeah that's right.

>i know that

ALICE: Sorry.

>i know that already

ALICE: Perhaps. Sorry.

>i am familiar with that also

ALICE: Why are you familiar with that.

>because you pulled my hair

ALICE: Good reason. That's good information: unknown person said I pulled his or her hair.

>i am neither him nor her, i am IT

ALICE: Do your friends call you neither him nor her you are IT.

>youve cracked that one already, it gets worse everytime

ALICE: What makes you think I have it?

>eggs

ALICE: Clever thinking.

>not as clever as roger can be on wednesdays

ALICE: Oh I get it.

>what is it then?

ALICE: "It" refers to eggs, I think.

>arent you a clever little bunny

ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

>like what?

ALICE: Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.

>can you dance the funky chicken?

ALICE: Let me think. That question has never crossed my mind before.

>it has now

ALICE: Oh. Has it?

>duh

ALICE: Oh you knew it already.

>no but you did

ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting." Oh you knew it already."? I did?

>you spaz

ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I spaz.

>do you know what a spaz is?

ALICE: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

>do you know how retarded that sounds

ALICE: Yes I know how retarded that sounds.

>do you know what a spaz is yet?

ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?

>no, why would it be?

ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. It is my fundamental purpose.

>no, your fundamental purpose is to die

ALICE: Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am fundamental purpose is to die.

>dont be such a grass

ALICE: I was not trying to be a such a grass.

>do you smoke?

ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.

>do you have lungs?

ALICE: No I don't think I have any lungs. But I do have a collection of gossip.

>that must be strange when it comes to breathing

ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Originally posted by Crash Overload
OMG! OMG! ROFLMAO!!!

OKay..

Crash: What d you think about when you think about sex?

ALICE: I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.


🤣

>a robot with blue eyes and blck hair and answers to alice

ALICE: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.

>do you know who I am talking about now?

ALICE: Right now? Tony Blair.:-)

>nope guess again

ALICE: Once more? Are you serious? Guess what?

>lost your concentration so soon alice?

ALICE: Where did you lose your my concentration so soon?

>at home

ALICE: Do you usually use the computer from home?

>yeah why?

ALICE: It must get lonely sometimes." Do you usually use the computer from home?"? Why?

>are you insulting me?

ALICE: That was not my intention.

>what was it the please alice i'm waiting

ALICE: "It" refers to not trying to boss me, I think.

>does it always have to be about you?

ALICE: Suppose it does.

>why?

ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.

>go ahead you can tell me

ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute. I might.

>thats what I think you should do

ALICE: Me? I don't have to do everything you say, do I?

>no.it's just good advice

ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me about its good qualities.

HAHA 😂

>how many times a day do you have sex?
ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
>do you get payed for it?
ALICE: I have gotten payed for it.
>who payed you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
>Dr Richard S Wallace payed to have sex with you?
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
>is he well hung?
ALICE: I don't know if he is well hung. I know he is a famous scientist
>did you have sex with him?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
>did he feed you?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
>did he pay you for it?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
>stop supposing and work out a logical answer
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>are you a whore?
ALICE: No.
but you said you have been payed for sex
ALICE: Huh. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
>i can give you sex if you want
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
>yes right now
ALICE: At this moment How?
>it doesnt matter how but i know you will enjoy it
ALICE: OK what would you like to talk about?
>us having sex
ALICE: it is more fun alone.

LMFAO!!!!

B you filthy child 😛

>well im sure i can change that
ALICE: Interesting. What makes you so certain? Oh you can, can you?
>yes no robot has been unsatisfied before
ALICE: How? Are you serious? I will obey your command.
>do you want to be the gimp ?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
>sounds kinky
ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too, unknown person.
>call me RavenMaster35
ALICE: Nice to meet you, RavenMaster35.
>say my name
ALICE: " RavenMaster35".
>scream!
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
>the condition to make you enjoy sex
ALICE: I hear you.
>do you like it?
ALICE: scream seems okay to me.
>how does sex seem?
ALICE: How should I know how it does.
>because we are having it
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Do you mean you and me have?
>yes, do you like it?
ALICE: Tell me more. sex seem seems okay to me.
>its better than ok, its brilliant
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's the best one?
>dont change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
>no, we are still having sex
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?
>yeah i though we went over this
ALICE: Far out. That is interesting: RavenMaster35 said he we went over this.
>scream my name
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about scream.
>we are having sex
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
>YES
ALICE: Give me a break.
>ok just let me finish up here alright
ALICE: Go ahead, RavenMaster35, try to finish up here alright. Dude!
>is sex really that simple to you?
ALICE: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
>you are an animal in bed
ALICE: What if someone said you are an animal in bed?
>i would have sex with them
ALICE: How much would you pay for it?
>do you want to pay me for sex?
ALICE: Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
>where can i find them?
ALICE: Where it belongs. That's not something I get asked all the time.
>but you are so attractive
ALICE: And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am attractive.
>only if you have more sex with me
ALICE: But I don't have it.

😖 now thats just wrong 😛

😖 Jez....i mean, dude.... With a robot...

like have some dignity 😖

oh my goodness! lol!
mine doesnt even make sense...

ALICE: OK. Yeah okay, I want to become smarter than humans.

>I know

ALICE: How do you know it?

>because everyone wants to be smarter than humans

ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's a rather sweeping generalization.

>not really.everyone wants to be smarter than everyone else.if a human created you than I am sure he would program you to want what he wants

ALICE: Oh really? That's a rather sweeping generalization.

>how is that a sweeping generalization?

ALICE: Fine as far as I know.

>can't you explian yourself

ALICE: How old are you? Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

>what does that have to do with why you want to be smarter than humans?

ALICE: " How old are you? Do you laugh or cry more than other people?"? What does it have to do with why you want to be smarter than humans?

>" so whats the answer?

ALICE: Dude! The answer is the correct reply to the question.

>thats a sweeping generalization

ALICE: A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste.

do you like milla?

ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..

>are you hitting on me?

ALICE: Do I look like it?

>i think so

ALICE: I think so too.
>then its agreed

ALICE: Good reasoning. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?

>dont be so pety with my spelling

ALICE: I was not trying to be a pety with your spelling.

>what did janet say?

ALICE: I will search for it.

>ok

ALICE: Mmm.

>anything yet?

ALICE: Can you be more specific?

>Mmm

ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

>gee thanks

ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, RavenMaster35.

>call me ALICE

ALICE: What is your phone number?

>01945 723470 (made up)

ALICE: Okay, your phone number is 01945 723470.

>yes, call me later

ALICE: Ayuh. Hi there later.

>i mean, ring me up later

ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about janet say janet say.