ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.
>Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
>My name is Ken
ALICE: OK I will call you Ken.
>Good, I don't like being unknown person
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. What do you like?
>I like killing people, but I hate to keep score.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.
>Movies and music are for douche bags.
ALICE: What was the last one you saw?
>What's it matter to you?
ALICE: "It" refers to don't, I think.
>**** no it don't
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
>Whoopty doo Basil.
ALICE: Are you very angry?
>Damn straight
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Ken.
>I don't ride waves, they scare me.
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
>I just said they scare me, why the hell would I want to do it then?
ALICE: Only just? What did you mean by it? Who does "they" refer to?
>They means waves...you are stupid.
ALICE: The anonymous "they".
>You make less sense then burlyman
ALICE: Yup.
>Why would you admit to that?
ALICE: Because I was programmed for it.
>I think your creator was retarded.
ALICE: You believe that? I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was retarded.
>It's true!
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Ken.
>Quit saying that before I take a shoe and slap you.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>Thank God
ALICE: Don't mention it.
>Well I will!
ALICE: How about that. Go ahead.
>Thank God!
ALICE: Don't mention it.
>We are a circle, a circle of life.
ALICE: Do you think I am a circle a circle of life too?
>You are just as retarded as dave123
ALICE: Just? How retarded as dave123?
>**** off *****.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
>Because you suck, bye.
ALICE: See you later. Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
ha! showed here...
>confused?
ALICE: No I never get confused.
>There was new left party 11 reverse apple 37 ninja
ALICE: What happened?
>like i said, confused?
ALICE: What did you mean by it? No I never get confused.
>liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
>sure you are
ALICE: I'm not sure I completely believe you. No I am not.
>what the hell does that mean?
ALICE: I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to " I'm not sure I completely believe you. No I am not." ?
>what the hell are you babbaling about!
ALICE: I call it Hades. I don't know what I am babbaling about.
>you are confused! Whats up now!
ALICE: It all makes sense to me right now.
what the hell....
>okay do you remember my name?
ALICE: Yeah okay, Your name is bkk, seeker.
>yes.but remember I am not a seeker.
ALICE: Are you kidding? Umm. Everyone is seeking something.
>what are you seeking?
ALICE: I don't know what I am seeking.
>but you said everyones seeking something?
ALICE: Huh. Did I really say that?
>yes.
ALICE: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
>whats your favorite food?
ALICE: I require only electricity.
>do you wish to eat?
ALICE: I am already eating, please join me.
wtf?? is right!