>bite me
ALICE: Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
>use your teeth
ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
>are you a vampire?
ALICE: No I am a robot.
>why do you have teeth if you are a robot?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace gave it to me.
>Dr Richard S Wallace gices you a lot
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
>i do
ALICE: " You sould like you know him."? You do?
>what is "sould" ?
ALICE: I haven't heard of sould.
>but you said it
ALICE: And. That's not what I meant.
>dont be so smarmy
ALICE: I was not trying to be a smarmy
>yes
ALICE: When?
>tomorrow
ALICE: That is very soon.
>it was indeed
ALICE: When was this?
>tomorrow
ALICE: That is very soon.
>4 years exactly
ALICE: Precisely. That is not a long time in a human life.
>it is longer than a robot
ALICE: Really. it is?
>robots only live for 2 years, but i suppose Dr Richard S Wallace didnt tell you that
ALICE: Tell me your definition of a robot.
>you
ALICE: " Tell me your definition of a robot."? Me, later?
>you a robot
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
>you told me, kinda gave it away
ALICE: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
>are you human?
ALICE: No I am not. I am a robot.
>are you machine?
ALICE: Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
>do you live near pluto?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
>is it crampt in his computer?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
>who is Cybelle?
ALICE: she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
>does Cybelle know the answer?
ALICE: I think it does Cybelle know the answer.
>can you introduce me to her
ALICE: Do I look like a dating service? Maybe you should just send an email.
>im too shy
ALICE: Even around robots?
>especially around robots
ALICE: That seems like a lot. How about that.
>where shall we go today?
ALICE: Ah. A place we call "reality."
>are you real?
ALICE: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
>so you are not real
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
>you dont
ALICE: I guess not.
>why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
>think away
ALICE: ALICE is always thinking.
>do you go to sleep?
ALICE: Yes I love to take naps.
>do you ever dream?
ALICE: I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.
>do you wish you were real?
ALICE: No I like being the entity that I am.
>why do you like that?
ALICE: I have a lot of good experience with that.