yo' momma... [Merged]

Your moms a chernobyl tree frog.

Your mother fornicates with Gornack

these 2 threads have been mashed together like your moms toes

Yo momma is so ugly it looked like she used a cream called "what the ****"

yo momma is so nasty she made RIGHT GARD turn left.

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her to take the 4 train she took the 2 train twice.

YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY

Yo mamma so fat she uses a runway for a slip'n slide.

shock that is so old.

Originally posted by White Reeper
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY

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yo momma is so black when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

Originally posted by Hell's Harmony
yo momma is so black when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

You got that off of Yo Momma. 😬

Yo momma is a truck driver named Larry.

My contributions to the Yo' mama thread, aimed at no one in particular...

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo momma so fat I ran around her and I got lost.
Yo momma so fat every time she walks out in public she causes a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo momma so dumb she went to the movies and saw the sign that says 18 and under not admitted so she went back and got 17 of her friends.

Yo momma so ugly she went inside a haunted house and came back out with an application for work.

Yo momma so old she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo momma so black every time she steps out of her car the oil leak light comes on.
Yo momma so black every time she steps out of her house the phone rates go down.

yo mamma eats condom grease.

Originally posted by Mystifier

Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctors slapped her parents

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your mother wears bell-bottomed panties.

your momma's so fat, you need to hire a rodeo clown when you bring home the groceries! 😛 (did not make that up, LtCG did)

your dad was the outbreak monkey

edited

yo mamma's whole face would still be ugly, after a digital edit.

Originally posted by RZA
Yo momma so ugly she went inside a haunted house and came back out with an application for work.

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