yo' momma... [Merged]

Crack as many jokes as you want, all in good fun. By the way, your mom looks like Mr. Roper with ingrown nipples. 🙂

Your has an M.Bison chin. 😮‍💨

your father dresses up like duke nukem 😂

lol hey, leave daddy alone...you...you....you george the animal steel looking person! 🙁

your mom was a Pokemon

Your Dad's eyes are cocked liked a machine gun 😆

Your mom is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito. 😱

and you look like a jeep-jeep goon from Popeye!

Your mom's back is hairyer than zangief's. 💃

😆

You guys all inherited your man-boobies from your uncles. 🪩

Your mom is so small, she can walk through a licorice.

Your mom is your dad 😐

🥷

your best buds a swamp donkey in a tutu.

your mom is soo skinny, she can oooze through a cheerio.

Your mom is so small, she can swing her legs when she sits on the curb.

Your mom is so nice, she lent me $4 when i needed a sanmich

you drink chicken broth.

Indeed i do

your father is so fat, he needed to have heart surgery. And it went well

haha