yo' momma... [Merged]

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Your Mother is so distrubed..she has issues with which she cannot comprehend 😐

😆......................... 😐

yo mamma is so old, when god said "let there be light", he told her to get her fat ass out of the way

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Can't we all get along like the Anglo-Scot alliance meant. England + Scotland (and maybe Ireland) = Britain.

No.
And Ireland is already on our (Scotland) side.

Your mother is repulsive

Yo mama is so small, she comitted suicde by jumping off a pencil.

Your Mother..disgusts me

Yo mama is so fat because she eats alot.

Your mother, is horrendous

Your mother is so obese she has stopped eating butter.

Your mother...is ignorant

Yo mama's so stupid, she kept staring at a bottle of juice because it said "Concentrate"

I don't care if any of these have been posted already.

Yo mama is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow.

Yo mama is so old that when god said let there be light, she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama is so stupid, when i said Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so sexy, I have sex with her.

your momma is so dumb she took a whole year to make minute rice!

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I don't care if any of these have been posted already.

Yo mama is so old that when god said let there be light, she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama is so stupid, when i said Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

hysterical

Your Mother, pays too much for her groceries

Your mama is sooo poor that YOUR boobs are real

your mamma's so big shes considered a national landmark for not bein able to move for the last 10 years 😑

Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.

yo mama's so dumb, she climbed over a chain link fence just to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so ugly, Steven Speilberg casted her as the lead Grimlen in his next movie.