yo' momma... [Merged]

Started by SilverFighter27 pages

yo' momma is like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
yo' momma like a doorknob cuz everyone gets a turn!

yo' mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in...

yo' momma is like chinese food sweet, sour and cheap!

yo' mama is so fat, she doubled for "free willy"...

yo mama's so fat, she'd eat the world and ask for the main course

Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot is taking her picture!

yo' mama is so fat, she got baptised at sea world...

Yo mama is so poor she went to Mc Donald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

yo' mama is so fat, she's the back up for the good year blimp...

yo' mama is so nasty I called her on my cell phone to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

yo mama is so nasty, she stuffs ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh...

😂 Nice 1 kal, that is my favorite 1 😄

thanks 👆

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired

yo' mama is so rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

yo' mama is so hairy that when you were born, you almost died of rug burn...

Yo mama's so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

yo' mama is so ugly, the last time i saw something like her, i pinned a tail in it...

yo' mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

yo' mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book...