yo' momma... [Merged]

Yo mama's so dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

yo' mama is so ugly that she is Freddy's nightmare.

Yo mama's so smelly that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

yo' momma is so ugly that when Jason saw her, he gave her his mask.

Yo mama's so dumn she failed a survey

yo' mama..........is your biological female parental unit.....

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Yo mama's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo mama's so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business

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yo' mamma is so fat that when yo daddy took her dancing the DJ scream DANCE ROOM IS FULL!

yo mama so hairy when you were born you got rugburn 😱

yo' mama is so stupid that when she won a prize to go to Disneyland she scream "I'M GOING TO TAKE MY PICTURE WITH BUGS BUNNY!!!"

yo mama is so old she took her driving test o a dinosaur...

yo mama so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone

yo' moma is so ugly when the devil saw her, he slam the doors of Hell on her face!

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo' mama is so ugly that she gets special discounts on beauty products!

yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear...

yo mama so hairy she brades her nose hairs

yo mama is os hairy, it look like she gots don king in a head lock...

yo' mama is dumb that she drops you at her job, and then she drives to your school.

yo mama is so FUGLY, she trick or treat by phone...