yo' momma... [Merged]

Yo mama's so ugly she goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on

Yo mama is so STUPID when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama's so dumn she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

yo mama is os old, when i told her to act her age, she dropped dead...

yo' mama is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Mc Donalds!

yo mama is so nasty, she makes onions cry...

Yo mama's so ugly she uses a line of makeup called, 'why bother?'

yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention...

yo' mama is so nasty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama's so fat she puts mayonise on her asprin

yo' momma is so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker.

Yo mama's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forehead... 😘

^ that is nasty.

yo' mama is so fat that when she puts on a red dress, people scream HEY KOOL-AID!

Yo mama's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair... ❌

So tall she did a cartwheel and hit jesus OR is like a hardware store....... 5 cents a screw

yo' mama is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up...
Yo mama's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons...

yo' mama is so stupid she thinks the USSR means United States Second Republic.

yo mama is so fat, it takes two bus rides just to get to her good side...

yo' mama is so stupid she won a prize in a Radio contest and then drove to the TV station to pick up.