yo' momma... [Merged]

yo mama's so fat when she walks it messures on the rector scale.

And that in English? 😑

Originally posted by raven guardia
yo mama's so fat when she walks it messures on the rector scale.

translation
your mom is so fat when she walks it sets off an earthquake

yo mama is so fat when she went sky diving with a yellow suit on everyone thought it was dooms days because the sun was falling

yo mama is so fat when she walks down the street with a yellow shirt on everyone raises there hands and yells *TAXI*

yo mama is so fat that she was baptised at water world.

yo mama is so fat that when she wanted a water bed she threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean.

yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and said WHO THREW THAT ROCK.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office he said one at a time please.

yo mama is so fat when she goes to get the mail China has the after effect tremors.

yo mama is so fat that she can cure world hunger if she went on a diet

yo' moma so stupid when you were born she said "HEY it comes with a plug!"

its not a fat joke but it still is a yo' mama joke 😄

yo mama's so fat, she wears thre sizes clothes, extra large, jumbo, and oh my god it's comin towards us

to mama's so fat, that when she went to the meditereanean and went swimming in a brown suit, she was claimed by spain as new land

stupid jokes

yo dads so stupid that when he wants a hot idea he puts his head in the micro wave.

Yo so stupid u even flunked rescess

yo so stupid you got hit by a parked car.

Clumsy jokes

Yo so clumsy u slep on the floor and still fell out of bed.

yo' daddy so ugly when he put his head out the windo he was arested for disturbing the peace

yo mamas so fat she played pool with the planets

yo mamas teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter

yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Your mother's weight problem is so outstanding that she could be consisdered obese 😐

yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scales she saw her phone number

your mamas so small she went hangliding on a dorito

yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

yo mamma so stupid she thinks a quaterback is a refund

yo mama is so stupid, she spent all day staring at a box of orange juice 'cause it said "concentrate"...

Yo mama's so dumb, she knew she only had one leg and she still tried to run for president

(retarded i know)

Yo mama's so old, instead of having milk in her breasts she has sour cream

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

yo mommas so fat she got a run on her jeans.

yo mammas so fat she sat on a dollar and a booger poped out of George Washingtons nose

lol, you guys are great.

yo mamas so fat her drivers license picture says continued on other side.

yo mamas so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecency.

yo mama so fat that if she was poked with a pin and she popped.

yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.

yo mama so fat she fell and it formed the Grand Canyon

yo mama so fat she goes to the movies and takes up seven rows.

yo mama so fat she wears saturn's ring for a belt.

yo mama so fat people in the dessert stand behind her for shade.