yo' momma... [Merged]

Started by kalantiaw27 pages

yo mama so old she took her driving test on a dinosaur...

and here are some more

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor

Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid, " she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, she's larger than life.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones, " she got the part as the big rolling ball

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids

Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four

Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! LOLOLOLOL

i really dont think you people should be celebrating your mothers' obesity. if anything, you should be supportive and encouraging in guiding them towards a healthier lifestyle.

lol,.....sorry but her psychiatrist gave up and so did I.

Yo mama's so fat small objects orbit her

Yo mama's so fat she make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic

Yo mama's so smelly even the dogs won't smell her

Yo mama's so smelly that when she spreads her legs, I get seasick...

Yo mama's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby

Yo mama's so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backing up

😂

LMAO!!!!!! lol 😂

your mother is so fat that she uses a teabag as a pillow

😕

Originally posted by Ryan10000000000
your mother is so fat that she uses a teabag as a pillow
you mean pillow as a teabag?

yeah

Originally posted by raven guardia
lol, that a good one amity75.

yo mama's so fat she moved and god said let there be light.

😆

your mammas so fat when she and your dad had sex he rolled over 7 times and he was still on top

hehehe

❌ i'll say again:

Originally posted by total nettlehead
i really dont think you people should be celebrating your mothers' obesity. if anything, you should be supportive and encouraging in guiding them towards a healthier lifestyle.

hey tnh how you been 🙄

👆 just fine Barfy old chap 😎

Glad to hear it 🪩 😎 👆

dj

so when did you get your name changed?

at like 3 o' clock in the morning