and here are some more
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur
Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor
Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid, " she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, she's larger than life.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones, " she got the part as the big rolling ball
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids
Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat small objects orbit her
Yo mama's so fat she make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Yo mama's so smelly even the dogs won't smell her
Yo mama's so smelly that when she spreads her legs, I get seasick...
Yo mama's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby
Yo mama's so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backing up
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