yo' momma... [Merged]

Yo mamas so fat, that the pool goes down three inches when she gets out...

your moma is so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat pepole call out taxi

Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

Yo mamas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!

Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.

YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT A FAMILY DISCOUNT WHEN SHE WENT TO MACDONALDS

Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

Your moma is so fat she is the first and the last one to know

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

your mothers so fat she tried playing pool with the planets.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."

😆 those are all really good!

Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Originally posted by leatherface12
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."

😂 omg...

lol Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

your mother is so fat her blood type is rock @ roll

Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

^^ lol

lol Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.

lol