yo' momma... [Merged]

What? don't people like your mom jokes any more?

Originally posted by Abra
Your mom is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. 😱

So what? I did once..😕

Silly you!

Originally posted by ~*~Tassie~*~
So what? I did once..😕

your mom is so ugly she gives freddy kueger nightmares

Your Mothers weight problem is so drastic that select people make comments about it.

Youre mom chew gum like a cow.....moooo

your moms so dumb she got locked in a toilet and shitt herself

Your mom is so poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street, when i asked her what she was doin she said movin house

LOL that is so old..yet so funny

"Your mom's so fat that her Passport photo is an ariel photograph...!!"

"Your mom's SO ugly that when she was born, the midwife slapped her MOTHER....!!!"

"Your Mom's SO fat that when yo' daddys 'doin' the nasty', he burns his ass on the lightbulb....!! "

"Yo mammas SO ugly that when yo' daddy kisses her goodbye, he kisses her assh**e just to avoid kissing her face.....!"

Thats all I can remember of those right now off top of my ugly head......

😉

~I made these up~

your mom is so fat she gets wieghed by the richtor scale

your mom is so fat her wieght is written in scientific notation

your mom is so fat when she stepped on a scale and it went past the numbers and straight to "GET OFF FATASS!"

ya moms like a hardware store...10 pence a screw

lol somethin like that

LOL 😆

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter!

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

lol

your mom is like a christmas tree, every 1 hangs their balls on her

yo mom goes to carrer point!

"Yo' mammas ass so big that her panties could be sails on the QE2..."

"Yo' mamma stinks so bad it makes onions cry......."