Noah's Ark

Started by RoguePw2511 pages

The ark was still huge and it did fit all of those animals. Belive what you want, but I'm sticking to the Bible

good for you, I don't 😄

so... how did he got animals from Australia? or America?
how could he make it in only 2 years?
and the animals? fed by tons of grass? even the carnivors?

RoguePw25> The Ark wasn’t BIG enough. So how did Noah fit 1,75 (probably more, biologists keep finding new species on land) million (x 2) species into that space? Along with food for them?
It’s not “believe what you want” for me. I can see it’s physically impossible to fit that huge amount of plants and animals into the size you describe.
And, as yerssot asks> How did Noah get animals from America and Australia and Arctica for example?
How did the animals get BACK to those continents?

And how about supplying a link to the article saying "they found Noahs Ark on the Southpole"??

ok the Biblical word 'ark' was a mis-spelling, mispronunciation. Noah was a scientist, not just a lowly dirt farmer who decided to build a boat. He constructed the ARCC: Alternate-Reality Convergence Chamber, which was, in essence, just a really big door, a gateway, if you will, to another dimension, an alternate reality, if you will...

He had a crazy theory that some day, the Earth would need to be repopulated by all species of animal, so he set out to create a menagerie of all creatures, with which to repopulate the planet in the event of such a disaster. He reprogrammed the machine with variables and logarithms such that changed the alternate reality so that he would step out into a region of that reality teeming with the life forms he needed to complete his list of 2x2s, he'd cross over to the alternate reality, hunt, stalk, and trap the animals he needed, then bring them back to his real reality, then he'd reset the machine to what he called 'Reality Zero' and sent the animals thru there, in pairs. He did this until he had been to all regions of the planet, gathered all species of animals... in this time, the animals stuck in Reality Zero had time to mate and procreate, the carnivores were given pick of the litters to feed upon, and the vegesaurus animals survived on the ample greenery of the untouched Earth of Reality Zero.

Finally content that he had contained all animals, Noah then instructed the ARCC computer, which he playfully named GOD, to make it rain, because Noah loved the rain, especially after a few long hard years of hunting... unfortunately, the rain made the ARCC computer short-circuit, malfunction, and GOD made it rain endlessly, and the real world, the world that Noah knew was destroyed... only he and his family survived by jumping to REality Zero...

Fortunately, Noah's sons and daughters were great minds, like him, and some were historians and some were fantasy-fiction writers, so they all got together and wrote some books, much like the Canterbury Tales... and they put the book together of all the 'facts' and 'fun stories' they had heard about in their life on the real Earth before the flood. The called the book their Bible, and it soon became Law..

that's the way it really happened, and now you know... so, even if they did find a really big boat in some iceberg, you know it can't be Noah's ARCC!!!

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I agree with you. It makes a lot more sense than anything else in the bible.

I watch too much sci-fi

😆 hmm maybe you have a point 😛

SlickRick69> The ARCC? 😆

so any news on the findings on this so called Ark 😄 or did they mistakle it with Titanic

nope. It wasn't the Titanic.

😄 😆

To some, Biblical theories and all of the famous stories therein are unbelievable. Starting from...

The creation of the Universe and the World
The first man and the first woman
The great flood and Noah's Ark
The call for Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, and the Israel
The story of Moses and the 10 plagues
The 10 commandments
The prophets
The life of Jesus Christ
The Acts of the Apostles
The Church(es) of Christ
...and the Book of Revelations

All seemed to be nonsense for them. It matters with science and religion.
But if you only understand the Bible, it already conquered science before everything gets discovered.

If you don't believe the Bible, don't believe in it.

If you can't believe how did Noah get to gather all kinds of animals into one ark, it is the same as asking yourself...
HOW DID YOU LIVE?
Where did your life came from?
What did you live for?
Why did you live?
...and until when you are going to live.

I am sure, no scientist could ever answer that

not unless they ask the help of the BIBLE.

😎

But if you only understand the Bible, it already conquered science before everything gets discovered
PLEASE EXPLAIN?

If you can't believe how did Noah get to gather all kinds of animals into one ark, it is the same as asking yourself...HOW DID YOU LIVE?
oh an attempt on logic reasoning, to bad it fails.

It is just as dumb reasoning as that of a bird can fly, a stone cannot fly, man cant fly ergo man must be a stone.

Where did your life came from?
my life came from my mothers womb after she was being impregnation
by my father

What did you live for?Why did you live?... actually the same question, but it is to bring on my family name

and until when you are going to live until I die

[I]I am sure, no scientist could ever answer that
not unless they ask the help of the BIBLE.[I]I hope you re not planning to ask any scientist those questions cause he/she might blow you away with the answers.

And to be honest I dont see how the bible helps out on these questions

I refuse to explain... ❌ I didn't owe it to anyone here. 🙂

I'm sure we will end up into a 'Religion-based' discussion.
And that is not allowed here, I guess.

I just give you a hint:

We have a lot of discoverers and scientists who once tried to discover the shape of the world... and/or how the world really looks like?
...until after Magellan's voyage, they just proved that the world is ROUND. But take note. That was only during the 16th century. But if they only read the Bible... there it says and describes that the world is ROUND.

The same thing happened when scientists and astronomers tried to count the stars... they hypothetically explained that stars were about ten thousand... and later proved that stars are more than ten thousand... later, they claimed that stars are countless. But the Bible has already made it clear that the skies are made of COUNTLESS STARS.

Another thing which makes the Bible the most unique book is that it predicts the future. The Book of Revelations has predicted the two world wars. It predicted the coming of the Man of Lawlessness and he was and still here on earth who sits in many waters upon the seven hills.. accompanied by a woman who drinked the maddening wine of adultery..

I hope you understand that. But can't break it down further... ❌
That's just against the rules. 😎

/\Exactly where did the book of revelations predict 2 world wars????

I refuse to explain... I didn't owe it to anyone here
then stay away from this thread then

But if they only read the Bible... there it says and describes that the world is ROUND
where, cause the original scriptures doesnt say a thing about the shape of the world. It was the christians of the middle ages that believed the world was flat. Vikings never believed it to be flat and a lot of scholars of the 1500 century didnt believe that either. Christoffer Columbus was bold enough to challenge the flatliners

But the Bible has already made it clear that the skies are made of COUNTLESS STARS.
so does a lot of different and older mythologies say

Another thing which makes the Bible the most unique book is that it predicts the future. The Book of Revelations has predicted the two world wars. It predicted the coming of the Man of Lawlessness and he was and still here on earth who sits in many waters upon the seven hills.. accompanied by a woman who drinked the maddening wine of adultery..
first of all The book of revelation is apocalyptic literature. We know of about 40, that we can still read and name, different apocalypses from the ancient world. Written before Book of revelation, so the author of this book of revelation had a very strong and clear paradigm of how the revelation literature should look and sound like. So to predict that humans would go to war in the future was as certain as rain is wet

if someone even remotely cares what I will say:
please talk about the ark, not how great the bible is supposed to be 🙁

What Ark? What is an Ark? What is a topic?

actually Yers so is the bible connected to the Ark

yeah, but from the last posts I read it's more about the bible saying the earth is round, and about the starts and the apocalyps