where was everyone when...

Started by yerssot10 pages

ow... good you say that, you really had me fooled there *goes off to hide everything that can be killed* 😖

have you got the spoon-vision about my death? 😱 it's the spoon-future

How much killable do you have? 😑

Indeed I had! Right here, on the back of my spoon ... oh .. wait ..
no, that's my reflection ...

not enough, cause you'll kill them all 🙁

so, I won't die? 😊 ... but than what will happen for the finale?
how is the reflection looking?

Why do you think such things about me 🙁 I'm a genuinly bad person and therefore not a serial killer. What can I do to prove it?

I don't know ... maybe if I sleep with a pillow tonight and hide my big fat soup spoon ( 😛 ) under it, I'll se the finale in a vision!

It looks sort of ... round 😑

you said you were not to be trusted 🙁 what if you're so mean that you kill all my bunnies? *scared*

I have to consult the old scripts but perhaps the Chosen One with the Spoon can get the visions without a pillow ... and the spoon is not fat... it's big 😛

ow, I always get a square one ... how do you do that?

Oh no! I said nice people and doctors weren't to be trusted! And I'm only an evil therapist 😈

Do that!!!

You use a round spoon, not those silly mirrors 😛 here *offers spoon*

good you cleared that up 😄 in that case *offers all the bunnies*

the scripts are unclear about it ... have you drafted all your powers yet ?

mir...rors? you mean the reflecting objects of the glass?

Ooooohhhh!!! *embraces them excitedly* They're gorgeous!!
This one's pink .. you did not dye it's hair, did you? 😑

Not sure ... the spoons still won't bend. Neither will those screaming buggers behind me 😒

Yes, those. You do have those, right?

I erm...well... see... the ... it's... it's like this... the bunny was born a natural pink ✅ yes... that should convince her ... born as a pinkie...

aaah, have you tried your powers out? throw spoons at those annoying buggers and kick them out 😄

erm... no, I sold them when I was younger, before I turn 100

*looks questioningly at bunny. looks questioningly at yerss. looks back at bunny. puts it down silently next to a blue bunny, deciding not to say anything*

Good idea. *takes a particularly fa - big spoon out of handback and takes aim*

I see. Good idea ✅

wait till you see the purple bunny! that was a real trick to get him all calm he always started rubbing it all off 🙁

you have to aim at the spot between the eyes! as thte spoonbearer you have the special power of knocking someone senseless with a good throw ... it has been prophecised

it was the beerbelley that convinced me to do that 😐

So he wasn't born a ... purply?

I'm not sure that's the right place to hit if I want to knock this particular guy unconscious. *aims lower*

I see. What about a smaller mirror?

oh no no no, I really painted him as an eastern bunnie, but he didn't liked red so I went for purple 😄

you don't believe in your own powers? that can't be! you're the spoonbearer! you have the power! you can take him down!

but than I have to see myself 🙁

How do you know he didn't like red? Are you a ... bunny-whisperer? 😑 We could make a film about you with Robert Redford!! 😱

I do believe in my powers, I just don't believe in my victim so to say ...

How else would you shave?

do I get to be as popular as him than? 😱 I can even teach people how it works ... like... if they fight against being peinted, don't peint them 😄... that's a wise saying already

oooh! you're getting there! you don't believe in your victim! you know he doesn't exist in the spoon, clear your mind and spoon him out of the spoon... it can be done it is the prophecy...

I take a scissor and start cutting 😄 bleeds a lot but it works 😉

I was more thinking of him playing you - but of course, you'd be the real thing and there fore so much more humane and mysterious! 😛
Indeed it is! You're a wise man 😛

*concentrates real hard till the idiot tumbles out of the spoon* It's done! 😄

You need to stop bleeding as well! Here, take some of these bandages ...

yeah! I really got my character down! I know how I act and react and such and definitly can do my expressions 😱 I'm so suited for it 😊

great! now he won't bother you again and you can have fun 😄

but the scars are so great! it gives me a rough image 😄

You're right! You really do look like you! Poor Redford's gonna get unemployed 😄

I'll try my best 😛

That image's already been shattered by that beerbelly. *pokes it*

yeah! I'm the best myself I ever saw ! and that includes the one in the mirror when I was younger 😱

you can't try! do or do not 😉

hey, look at my belly go ... whiiiii! 😊

We just get better being ourselves every year 😊 I'm expecting an academy award any day now 😄

To do or not to do, that is the question.

Oh God! That's a rather scary stomach 😖

By the way, are we still on the train?