OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by ArrghPirateGirl103 pages
ArrghPirateGirl Senior Member

*sticks tounge out then steels all da rum*
Mauahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Joscail HiSecurity Mental Patient

*Confiscates Rum off APG, Take's it to her cabin & drinks it all!*

Machete_guy Another Basterd

*blows up cannon*

johnny.d girl Senior Member

LOL

Machete_guy Another Basterd

Wait that didnt make sence..i meant cabin

Joscail HiSecurity Mental Patient

*Looks worriedly at Machete* Blew UP the cannon, or blew up the cannon as in FIRED the cannon?

johnny.d girl Senior Member

*shrugs*
JDG:*gets a match and puts gun powder everywere and sets fire 2 everything*
muuuuuuuuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!
fire, fire ,FIRE!!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!

Machete_guy Another Basterd

I meant blow up CABIN the one u were in lol JDG ur crazy!

johnny.d girl Senior Member

thanx!!!!....i no i am!!!! LOL

Joscail HiSecurity Mental Patient

ABANDOM SHIP!! *Jumps in row boat & starts rowing away with Jack the Monkey, leaving everyone behind, & taking the Rum with her.Y*

johnny.d girl Senior Member

JDG:*only juss realizes that the ship is now sinking so she gets cheeco and grabs another row boat and follows jos* oi.......mattie?.......wait 4 meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Cheeco: and me and me!!!!!!!!

Joscail HiSecurity Mental Patient

*Jos stops rowing to let JDG catch up. But Jack the Monkey isn't happy, he jumps out & starts trying to push the boat faster. She pulls him back out of the water & putas him on the bottom of the boat.& Don't ye stupid Monkey! *Waits for JDG to get in line with her then starts paddling again.* Hoi JDG, where's Mort the Monkey these days???

johnny.d girl Senior Member

JDG: ahh g'day mattie!!! again 😄
arrgh i shot him!!!! (mort's no longer around anymore.....lol)
Cheeco: yeah......u only shot him coz he was gay tho!!!!.....if i turne gay would u shoot me???
JDG: erm......dunno!!!!! *takes a bottle of rum then takes a swig*

Joscail HiSecurity Mental Patient

*Answers Cheeco's question* I would.

Machete_guy Another Basterd

2 days till monday😄

ArrghPirateGirl Senior Member

APG: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*still running around on ship then jumps off and swims over 2 JDG and Jos*
Rummy: *does same thing then gets into Joscails boat followed by APG*
APG: BLOODY PIRATES!!!!!!!!! *yells 2 M_G who is still on ship*
All well he will fry soon anyway

Machete_guy Another Basterd

KILL ME!

ArrghPirateGirl Senior Member

APG: Ok *shoots M_G* R U dead yet???

Machete_guy Another Basterd

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ArrghPirateGirl Senior Member

APG: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rummy: *gets rum out so they can celebrate*