OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by ArrghPirateGirl103 pages

Muahahahahaha Me got 1
*holds up medelion*
MEDELION
*grabs all the rum and sneaks off with it while no1 is looking*

*goes 2 get more rum but then realizes that apg took it all*
arrgh *starts chasing her* c'm back 'ere with the 40 000 000 000 000 toons of rum ye bloody rum stealing theaf!!!!!!

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LOL!!!!

but who is pirate of the week?

Hasnt been a week yet lol! and im not gonna nomminate...you can all vote like real pirates!!!!! 😈

LOL
*takes some rum and skulls it*

*takes rum off jdg and skulls it * 😛

but theres nothing 2 skull!!!!!!
i'd already drunk it all!!!! LOL
*laughs at machete then skulls down another 3 bottles*
BUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHWARGH!!!!! i needed that!!!! *pats pot belly then sits down with another bottle of rum in hand*

LOL U bloody idiots I stole all the rum HA!!!!
*runs off with it again while still holding the medelion*

(what do u mean vote M_G???)

( i think he means he'll pick out the best pirate at the end of the week)

Al'rite ye bloody lot o' scallywags! 'oo in 'ere gave permission for any sort o' Party?? I'M Captain round 'ere I say 'oo gets Rum.

THIS is MY code, & ye cockroaches betta listen!

1. Everyone shall obey orders.
2. Booty will be shared out as follows: 1 share to every ordinary seaman; 1 1/2 shares to the captain; 1 1/4 shares to the master carpenter, boatswain and gunner.
3. Anyone keeping secret of attempting to desert will be marooned. He may take only a flask of gunpowder, a bottle of water, a gun and some shot.
4. The punishment for hitting a man is 40 lashes on the bare back.
5. Anyone being lazy or failing to clean his weapons will lose his share of booty.
6. Everyone may vote on all important decisions.
7. Everyone may have a share of captured drink and fresh food.
8. Anyone found stealing form another member of crew will have his ears and nose slit open and be set ashore.
9. Gambling with cards and money is forbidden.
10. The penalty for bringing a woman aboard in disguise is death.
11. No one may leave the crew until each man has made 1,100 pounds.
12. The compensation of losing a limb is 800 silver dollars.

RITE YE BLOODY LANDLUBBERS GET DOWN 'N SRUB THA DECK.
*For no good reason except that she was angry Jos Kicks Ason in the gut, causing him to fall to the ground.*
If any o' ye challenge me rite *She throws a dagger into the mast of the ship, where it embeds itself into the wood* Let ye draw that blade. I won' 'ave mutineers aboard MY ship *Jack the Monkey jumps onto her shoulder.*

*looks at jos then shrugs* eh???.........*shakes head in confusment then gos on drinking*

Bloody scallywag, I'll be keeping me eye on that one...Mutiny at work...ARGH *Starts drinking some Rrum.*

*looks worried then scampers off trying 2 b un-seen but trips over apg's foot*

how do you wanna vote?

alrigh' this innit fair...Jos who said youd be cap'n and seeing as were all...mostly...possibly all women...your tenth rule on the code doesnt really apply...unless of course people have some secrets they dont want us to know about...now it would make sense that m_g is cap'n since he indeed started this whole thing...but seeing as I dont trust 'im with other peoples lives...I think the cap'n should be ew'ever wins pirate o' the week...now also this innit fair cause I just got 'ere today...*looks around*

*Walks up face to face with Jessie Sparrow...Then takes a step back* That was a mistake! Pirate, ye need Rum inye, yer breath stinks. Now, about ye...complaints...We're all--mostly--women 'ere, but that says "in disguise', savvy? We dunt want intruders 'ere. And lastly, wat sort o' Pirate Captain would I be if I didn't take command, eh? & since there be no winner yet I took the liberty ta act as MYSELF! NOW GET BACK TA WORK OR GET OFF THE SHIP! *Smiles sarcatstically then walks away, swigging Rum. Jack looks over his shoulder back at Jessie.* (Jack the Monkey speaknig) She's in a mood!

(((LOL)))
i don't care who is cap'n coz i don't follow orders anyway!!!!! *takes a loooong swig then cheeco comes running in*.......ahhhh nooooOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ofcoarse u dont follow ordeers...NOW GET ME SOM RUM!!!! NO ICE!!! IN BOTTLE NOT GLASS!!!!AND ALSO SUM FOOD!!! MAKE IT NICE FOOD!!!WITH DESERT!!!!AND TOPPING!!!AND THOSE MINI LITTLE UMBRELLA's!!!!!

erm........HOW BOUT.......NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs and hids coz she nows shes proberly gonna get her arm chopped off or something like that*