OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Machete_guywatch and learn....I TORT JOHHNY.D GIRL HOW TO DO SIZE SO I'LL TEACH U AS WELL SO U HAV A CHANCE OF WINNING UR nope yer wrong COMPETITION

LOL *shoot J#1* I don't know Y i did that either HA HA HA *drinks more rum then burps* IM ON A HYPO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

LOL

Tis monday today is...
THE PIRATE A WEEK!!!!!!!

hmmm...Looks like the only person who acted like a real pirate this week was..................ArrghPirateGirl! *gets a barrel of rum* Now we shall celebrate this week with piracy!

JDG: *grabs some rum and hands it over 2 apg*...........YAY!!....U WON POTW (pirate of the week)
*grabs rum 4 self and skulls it*

*Shakes a bottle of un-opened Rum & pops the coark out. A feeble spray of Rum sloshes up the neck of the bottle.* Oh, didn't work, oh well. *Throws the bottle at APG, hitting her in the head.* Congrats on winning POTW!

LOL
*dose the same thing*

dose? are you going to have a sleep? u mean does? lol!

Don't be a picky b!tch M_G!

😄yes ma'am 😑

YAY Go me Go me *just relizes Jos threw a bottle at her head* Hey!!!

Rummy: Oh this is just great Y did U have 2 choose her M_G

APG: Sgut Up Rummy *knocks Rummy out with bottle Jos threw at her* Take that ye Gay monkey

Man, WHERE did the idea for GAY MONKEYS come from?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!!??!?!??!?!???!?!???!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!??!

Google: dont worry iv got yuo rummy *about to kiss him*
m_G:NO! NO! bad monkey! i payed to much for you!

APG: *goes up 2 Jos* Well it was U who sold us the bloody gay monkeys!!! JDG eneded up shooting Mort coz of it

Cheeco: *looks discusted at google and rummy*
JDG: *is guling down rum bottle by bottle*

*Throws rocks at gay monkeys & M_G*

AAPG: *laughs* Hey where be Jessie? I said if i b pirate of the week I would shoot her!!!
*looks round 4 Jessie*

i dunno!!!!
*looks 4 jessie as well*

APG: Hmmm She is avoiding us HOW RUDE